By far, my wife would be the most vocal. Though everything she says is always positive and nice. She does have a habit (you might know the type) of thinking she knows much more than what she really knows… explaining things exactly wrong to innocent women bystanders. It’s really not very funny if you have to listen to it.
Here’s a couple stories about LOUD FANS
An old friend of mine (former coach and AD at a college) had a son the same age as mine in high school. Being a good friend we would sit next to him at the basketball games. He was as loud as anyone could ever imagine and didn’t really care what he said, even about the coaching. Whenever he yelled it was like 2,000 people would turn their heads to look straight at us. Most didn’t have any idea who was doing all the obnoxious yelling… It was embarrassing seeing all those people looking our way with various faces that ranged from bewilderment to anger. He would always shut up when people turned to look leaving them all to wonder who the loud mouth was. Talk about an uncomfortable situation.
Once we decided to show up for the games real late to avoid setting next to him. Try to imagine walking into a full gym with the only seats available… you guessed it… right next to my good old buddy. I tried to diplomatically tell him he was a bit overboard, but to no avail. Then one time there were several of us that got together and sat next to him. Whenever he would yell and people would turn around to look… We would all stand up and point down with both hands at him . It still didn’t stop him, but it was kind of fun.
Also in baseball, my wife always complained because I didn’t want to sit with her in the bleachers behind home plate. I did once… The umpire was a friend who actually coached me many years ago. There was one dad who was always extra irritating and loud. He plopped down right next to me. Guess I’m a magnet for that type. Anyway, we are setting there and he’s yelling stupid stuff, but it’s manageable… until after calling our pitcher for a balk (not stopping in his delivery), the next inning their pitcher who for some reason always threw out of the stretch didn’t stop during the delivery. At this time, the obnoxious guy screams out at the top of his lungs… BAAALLLKKK! CALL EM BOTH WAYS BLUE, THAT’S TERRIBLE! I whispered to him, “there’s nobody on base”, but it didn’t register and he just kept screaming. Once again we have everyone on the field and off the field staring daggers at US. Even players and coaches leaning out of the dugout to check US out. Makes you feel like the village idiot.
That might have been the last time I ever sat behind the plate at one of my kids high school games.
I’m sure many have had experiences like those above. Find it hard to believe that I’m the only “lucky” one.