Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

2Bmom1,000+ posts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house....knock knock: Who's there? The chicken!

LOL! I'm here in the office and I did indeed laugh out loud.

2B's GF is coming to the house tonight for the first time. We promised him we would not tell any stupid jokes...but this sure is tempting...

1/21/111:55 PM

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Prime91,000+ posts

Aroundthehorn;

Gotta love it! What a neat piece. I heard that the chicken crossed the road to take down the Chik-fil-a "eat mor chikin" billboard.

1/21/112:38 PM

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playfair500+ posts

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Yardbird: It wasn't really a chicken, but a turkey. He shouldn't have been crossing the road until he is chronologically 15 yo.

Hey, dont mess with Yardbird....

Yardbird would have said, "He shouldn't have been crossing the road until his growth plates are closed and he has the physical maturity to cross the road."

Do you know that a certain young left handed pitcher that is the top prospect for his organization was taught how to pitch by Yardbird?

1/21/112:49 PM

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TPMHSBaseballweb Member since 2003

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Originally posted by SultanofSwat:
Maybe we should complete this with our own list of HSBBW celebrities (be nice).

Coach May: That was an outstanding young chicken who crossed the road with grace and dignity.

PGStaff: The chicken was graded at 8.5, had a great makeup, and lots of speed. We look forward to seeing him come back next summer after a season of conditioning.

Yardbird: It wasn't really a chicken, but a turkey. He shouldn't have been crossing the road until he is chronologically 15 yo.

Me: The chicken needs to stride a little further. My radar gun readings had him at only 88 mph.

And to Gotwood...priceless!

1/21/113:00 PM

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cabbagedadHSBaseballWeb member since 2011

jimmy03: section 2.02 clearly states that chicken 2 cannot cross the road until chicken 1 has vacated the other side and therefore, chicken 2 must return to his original position before crossing the road.

1/21/113:38 PM

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RJMHSBaseballWeb member since 2007

THE MEDIA: It's on the heads of Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck that the chicken crossed the road. Their rhetoric motivated the chicken to cross the road.

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1/21/114:07 PM

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trojan-skipper1,000+ posts

I am going to go to Latin America and set up academies to teach chickens there how to cross the road. Those chickens down there will cross roads all day so they will get a contract up here (Kfc or chick-fila probably)...

Then, I'll keep about 90 percent....

1/21/114:13 PM

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RJMHSBaseballWeb member since 2007

1/21/114:13 PM

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gotwood4sale10,000+ posts

hole

1/21/114:25 PM

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RJMHSBaseballWeb member since 2007

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
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"A chicken in every pothole!"

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THere WAS a chicken in this pothole.

1/21/114:29 PM

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theEH1,000+ posts

There was a Chicken from Boston.
Who approached the Pothole with Caution.
She said with a Smile, Knowing all the While.
That she would much rather be a Roadrunner,
Then a Possum.

EH

1/21/114:50 PM