75% of High School Baseball Web Members test positive for steriods

Well my son must be in the other 25%!!!!!

Honestly Jason, Do you really believe this ****.
I would believe a lot smaller % then that may be taking steroids.
If they (Athletes) haven't gotten the message By now that steroids are bad, and its not worth the risk. What are we to do?

EH......think Jason is kidding....just a little humor.....no?

I think there's roids in my coffee. After only 30-35 cups I feel stronger and I can write all night. Gotta go, fresh pot brewing.

CR
I'm drinking a cup right now, of course I work at night.
I must get ready to go.

I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.
I owe ,I owe,I owe, I owe, I OWE OWE OWE.

Welcome back Andy!

Yeah...I'm in with the 75 percent!

I've had to deal with 'roids a time or two...only way to deal with 'em is to take a long, warm sitz bath!


Welcome aboard jason bourne...ciao!

GW4S
Your starting to PYLE it on.

theEH:

Don't get me pharted!

I have to go to work, SMELL you later. the EH

theEH:

The EPA has been after me for years regarding that smell...all the stack scrubbers in the Western Hemisphere haven't been able to eliminate it.

There is one rather helpful benefit...when I wander off on occasion, the family can find me easily so long as the wind isn't blowing too strong.

it was flaxseed oil,that's what they told me.

No really, I thought that this cream I've been putting all over my fingers was just lotion. I didn't notice that I have been typing faster and sounding smarter. Sounding smarter? Wait I used to be able to check my ego and now it's out of control. Ok so bring on that one player. I can type faster than he can anyday!

I wondered why I was getting left in the dirt lately. Every time I have a thought developed and organized for a reply, ...BAM. Somebody else beats me to the punch. I just don't seem to have that extra bit to get to the enter button quick enough.

However, I worry about my fellow websters. I've heard that the "funny coffee" can lead to performance disfunction, and ultimately, the inability to carry on even a normal mindless conversation.

Now I think I understand how GW4S went from a standing stop to more than 2300 posts in less than 10 months. I'm not making any accusations mind you, but I do think MnMom should look into this matter. ...not a Senate hearing necessarily, but she needs to bring together all the Old Timer moderators to discuss the implications and potential harm to the young, impressionable posters on this site.

About 6 years ago I caught a real bad case of Poison Ivy. My doctor gave me a shot of some type of steroid along with a topical medication.

All I can say was that the next day I felt invincible!!! No body aches (like I normally do), I felt strong and powerful. I have no idea what kind of steriod I was given, but if this is how you feel when you are on them, I can see why atheletes can train longer and harder when they do them. Of course this was a 1 shot deal and it did help my poison ivy situation.

I don't know if I could feel that good for too many days in a row

Coachric, I will need to get on your coffee mailing list, I have 4 tournament games this week all at 7:00pm

Young MR Bourne sounds vaguely familiar?

Another former poster with another ID?

I wonder what his base address is

Who opened the door and let Drivel back in???

What are steriods? While I know I have not ingested steroids, I may have unknowingly taken steriods. This is especially possible if they are found in fast food suppers I grab on the way to or from a ballpark three or four nights a week.

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Imagine my shock and awe, and extreme dismay when I awoke this morning to find....this...this...mindless....pointless...watered down...

FUNNY JUNK!

I am VERY disappointed that my 'riod incited bretheren have decided to hijack this thread...(bodily funtions, humor, pun, fun,...)

Darned your enlarged heads and growing egos!...or was that your growing roids and enlarged drivel...?...no matter...

A somewhat serious question, has been asked and then there is all of these off-kiltered answers after....

could we please just stay on task!!...

There will be no humor and no pun on my watch...no joke page...no fun...this is serious business...I'm with Hokie on this one....pause before you post and consider the implications and potential harm to the young, impressionable posters on this site of all your large headed, ego gowing, mindless fun, pun, humor and good times...

Next thing you know you'll start back with the moose jokes...and silly pictures of moose driving cars...

and then you'll be gettin' all karmic on me...

Oh, the horror, the horror....

..OOOHHHMMMM.....

44

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And while we are on the topic...

Can't we do something about those mindless end zone celebrations....

I feel a crusade coming on...

PETS People for the Ethical Treatment of Seriousness...

...OOOOHHHMMMM...

44

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Me thinks O44 doth protest too much...!...?

Sounds a bit like poster roid-rage.

Tsk, tsk. ...tis very sad indeed. Is there no limit to the reach of this dispicable pandemic?

My co-worker gave me a vitamin B-12 shot, it couldn't be steroids.

...my bartender gave me a black Jack shot... Is that the same thing...?

speaking of shots, I'll confess - I do have a mason jar of "clear" in the freezer

(and it just won't freeze}


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quote:

Originally posted by Bee>:
speaking of shots, I'll confess - I do have a mason jar of "clear" in the freezer

(and it just won't freeze}

Uh oh! I do, too!!!

I'm back from Work,
And it still smells around here.
I took a shot of Nyquil.
All this rain out here has me down for the count. the EH

No truth to the coffee allegations. I only use the decaf type and that allows me to get 4-6 hours of sleep a night. In response to FlaHokie and Mindl3nwow%^&* JVH GY^DDRFTF%&^FFOOFFTTO
@@$%)&GYYUDCYTV. Sorry, Gotta go, another pot brewing.

Coachric...

Try to hold it together for a couple of hours. I'm hitting the road right away, headed your way with a cooler of Caron.... uh... serum, to help your problem.

See you at the game tonight.

Right On. I hope they serve Mocha FrapiattoMuchaGrandeLattoranoFrozenCappucino. Or maybe just a decaf.

OB44: I wasn't going to say anything, but since you brought up MOOSE....have you seen the size of his antlers lately?

I hate to answer for Moose, but I am pretty sure that his antler growth is attributable to Enzyte, which is legal. I know he is a fan of Smiling Bob!

The moose is innocent and in the clear on the cream......he thought he was just hitching a ride...and ended up taking a nap....

Just an innocent participant...he doesn't know anything about nothing......

quote:

Originally posted by CatSureMom:
OB44: I wasn't going to say anything, but since you brought up MOOSE....have you seen the size of his antlers lately?

Yes, as a matter of fact! And get this -- over here in Asia, he and Bob Dole are doing many commercials these days.....can't understand the language, but the ads also have Bob Dole sporting a huge rack.

What's going on here?

wow!!

quote:

FloridaHokie says: I wondered why I was getting left in the dirt lately. Every time I have a thought developed and organized for a reply, ...BAM.{my bold} Somebody else beats me to the punch

Hokie, you came very close to big troubles for yourself & HSbbweb ...

fortunatly I have since difused the situation , but you owe me big time, pal...
however you MUST "cease and desist" the use of ... "BAM" ...immediatly!,
as it is a MOST SERIOUS copyright infringment - your co-operation is appreciated & expected




ya hungry??

Welcome back Andy.

Are any of you websters old enough to remember
DMSO?

LOL

Yeah, did a paper on DMSO in high school which, as I recall, I basically cribbed from a big Sports Illustrated investigative-type article that ran in the 1960s. About all I remember 35-40 years later is that I believe the stuff was originally used on horses with sore joints and that it when athletes rubbed it on their joints and muscles, it would migrate to the mouth and leave them with the smell of garlic on their breath.

Dimethyl Sulfoxide...by product of the wood pulp making process...used by some of the pulp plant workers to help transfer medication into painful joints.