A phrase

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I think the wish hand is always at least one behind..."Ewww! I wish I hadn't done that...again!"

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"Just ducky for you"--sarcastic for "Good for you",

"It's your little red wagon", sarcastic for "Too bad" or "Tough!"

And my all-time favorite, from the meanest nun in the world, when catching a kid "staring off into space",
"Stop posing for holy cards!!!!"

"Slicker than owl sh**
"It's raining like pouring pi** out of a boot."
Never did understand the origin of that one.

I may have been born yesterday, but I walked all around town last night.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mama.

Thats Finer then Frog Hair.

Oh it's no Hill, for a Stepper.

And my Favorite.

Hey Buddy can you Spare a Dime.

EH

Barn door's open

Describing somebody who's cheap

" Tighter than a mosquitos a$$ stretched over a rain barrel"

"I don't mind that you run like you've have a piano strapped to your back, what's upsetting is when you stop to play it"

" He had a race with his pregnat wife and came in third "

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Slicker than snot!

Gesundheit Woody!

" Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

I could never fiqure this one out. When I was a little kid, my dad would give a chalk talk to my sister before a date.

" Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free"

Usually the boyfriend was in the living room.