Aging WITH A SMILE...
* Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old as long as she buys him a
few drinks first.
* My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as
sharp as it used to be.
* Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
* I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
* I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose .. Some parts of my
body are just prone to swinging.
* It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
* I think I've reached my s*xpiration date.
* People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate s*x life! Provided
we get cable or that dish thing.
* The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our
b**bs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
* These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast
relief."
* Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner
child playing with matches.
* Don't let aging get you down... It's too hard to get back up.
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Is this heaven?...
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