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quote:Originally posted by TRhit:
When did the baseball season end??
quote:Are you suffering Baseball Withdrawl?
hokieone:
quote:Originally posted by hokieone:
My car told me it was 15 degrees on the way to the office earlier this morning,
Aren't these talking cars a nuisance? Every morning my ol' Chrysler asks "Did you brush your teeth this morning?" And of course each morning I have to put it in 'park', go back in the house, brush, and then come back out and deal with any other concerns she may have...I've even tried stashing a bottle of Scope under the seat...but n-o-o-o!...she's onto that.
Who programmed this car in the first place? My mother-in-law? No wonder my neighbor was so anxious to unload this one on me. It looked like such a good deal at the time.
Thank heavens she doesn't seem to mind Dwight Yoakam...otherwise I would be shaking so hard I wouldn't be able to drive anywhere...some folks need their 'java jolt' each morning...I need a 'dose of Dwight'!
quote:Originally posted by jgrabe:
By the way 06catcherdad...we're hitting the 70's regularly. Man it sure is cold, had to get my sweaters out!
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
quote:Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off.