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Haell yes! And just so you know, Alces, you won't be the first cartoon hero to don traditional island wear.

Used and uncleaned by many members of this board... Eater Nation wins the weekend...your wearing this for one week, my silly viking.



There’s no man alive who can whup me. I’m too fast. I’m too smart. I’m too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll be licked.

Photoshop is closed, otherwise you could preview your smart new public image, my bovine friend. Here's a picture of your cousin Elsie. Trust me, you're gonna be much prettier in that grass skirt. May have to find some more coconuts though.

Instructions:
Background Music: NFL songs: Battlefield Glory
When reading below, use the voice of John Facenda aka:” The Voice of God.”
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The Autumn wind is a viking
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weatherbeaten
With a silver about his head
And a helmet of horns,
and a bristling black mustache

He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold.

The Autumn wind is THOR
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.




Happy Thorsday!

Thanks Bully. Darned if that don't put me in the mood for some raping and pillaging.
"I'm fired up and ready to go!" Better hide the women and children Alces! Now where did I put my hammer?