Ladies, perhaps I should be posting this in the Men's Forum instead. Enjoy!!
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Heeheehee! That was good!
Julie
Julie
Yeh, I've seen it.
Revised and updated my Christmas list.
Took the vacuum cleaner back and exchanged it for a crock pot.
Revised and updated my Christmas list.
Took the vacuum cleaner back and exchanged it for a crock pot.
FO,...be ready next Sunday at 9 a.m.
Stand on your front porch, wallet in hand.
An unmarked car with dark tinted windows will pick you up.
Dont ask any questions, just get in.
The wives of America anti-Dog House committee takes on a few special cases each year. You've been a good guy. They're stepping in and handing you a life line. You've earned it.
Be warned, the stores they take you to do not have crockpots,... not dual crockpots, nor blinged out crockpots, or ones in the shape of a baseball.
Just. No. Crockpots. Period.
This is a prevent jail/doghouse for free card. Use it wisely.
Be prepared to write a note to your wife about a promise of a luxurious foot massage and/or your committment to cook dinner once a week, with candles.
Warning: warming up HungryMan t.v. dinners does not qualify.
And no, she does not need new pots and pans either.
( Nice try. No cigar. )
This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.
Its been a pleasure. Your wife will thank you and will refer to you as " Da Man " Christmas morning,...( She probably does already. Lets keep it that way. )
For the record:
We never had this conversation.
Stand on your front porch, wallet in hand.
An unmarked car with dark tinted windows will pick you up.
Dont ask any questions, just get in.
The wives of America anti-Dog House committee takes on a few special cases each year. You've been a good guy. They're stepping in and handing you a life line. You've earned it.
Be warned, the stores they take you to do not have crockpots,... not dual crockpots, nor blinged out crockpots, or ones in the shape of a baseball.
Just. No. Crockpots. Period.
This is a prevent jail/doghouse for free card. Use it wisely.
Be prepared to write a note to your wife about a promise of a luxurious foot massage and/or your committment to cook dinner once a week, with candles.
Warning: warming up HungryMan t.v. dinners does not qualify.
And no, she does not need new pots and pans either.
( Nice try. No cigar. )
This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.
Its been a pleasure. Your wife will thank you and will refer to you as " Da Man " Christmas morning,...( She probably does already. Lets keep it that way. )
For the record:
We never had this conversation.
Well, I did buy a chip and dip catcher's mitt with a baseball in in it for $10.99 at the Linen's and Things pooped out store sale. It does not have a cord.
That oughta be good for something.
I did that last Sunday, but I should be ready to go again by then.
Can't you send out for the foot massage?
"Da Man"
I think you left some letters out of your quote.
That oughta be good for something.
quote:Stand on your front porch, wallet in hand.
An unmarked car with dark tinted windows will pick you up.
Dont ask any questions, just get in.
I did that last Sunday, but I should be ready to go again by then.
Can't you send out for the foot massage?
"Da Man"
I think you left some letters out of your quote.
quote:Originally posted by shortstopmom:
FO,...be ready next Sunday at 9 a.m.
Stand on your front porch, wallet in hand.
An unmarked car with dark tinted windows will pick you up.
Dont ask any questions, just get in.
The wives of America anti-Dog House committee takes on a few special cases each year. You've been a good guy. They're stepping in and handing you a life line. You've earned it.
Be warned, the stores they take you to do not have crockpots,... not dual crockpots, nor blinged out crockpots, or ones in the shape of a baseball.
Just. No. Crockpots. Period.
This is a prevent jail/doghouse for free card. Use it wisely.
Be prepared to write a note to your wife about a promise of a luxurious foot massage and/or your committment to cook dinner once a week, with candles.
Warning: warming up HungryMan t.v. dinners does not qualify.
And no, she does not need new pots and pans either.
( Nice try. No cigar. )
This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.
Its been a pleasure. Your wife will thank you and will refer to you as " Da Man " Christmas morning,...( She probably does already. Lets keep it that way. )
For the record:
We never had this conversation.
