When the Evil Empire and Dread Sox make their run, and they will, we bring up Matt Wieters...and put him on the mound. He threw 94-95 in college as a closer so he can throw for the O's too.
Mark Te-who-ra? Forget him. Hitting .211.
Sa-bum-thia/ Forget him, ERA of 4.50.
$400,000,000 just doesn't buy what it used to...
Good luck with those $2500 seats.
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(Hey, I've got to enjoy it while it lasts, which could be not so long. Flat-billed closer George Sherrill will turn grey the few hairs on my head that my oldest son's college grades didn't whiten.)