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Wood Man...
"Moose" was drafted in the second round and signed for big green (grass and shoots, not money). Had a productive rookie year with the Territory Trappers of the Pacific Northwest League. Competed in both the river cross, the natural field mow, the bear chase, and the antler grow. As well as the Permafrost 500 auto race, which he won as a rookie.
Second year his production dropped off and there were rumors of way too much time in the swamp with the mooseettes and there were rumors of some long days partying when the sun just never seemed to set. After a few years his hooves and antlers gave out. Fortunately he invested his rookie bonus in newly viable Tropical resorts above the arctic circle. Am happy to report that he is recently retired and is living in upper Alberta.
He says to give you his best. Says to grab your bermuda shorts, suntan oil and come visit anytime.
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