Can someone tuck me in?

It's 2:18am over here, and I'm wide awake. Actually, I slept from 10:30pm to 1:00am, THEN woke up.

I can't go back into the bedroom now, because my opening the door would wake my wife up, and no one wants that to happen.

It's a Seinfeld DVD, the too-short couch, Dodger and his nasty breath, and Grandma Barbara's quilt for me.

So can someone tuck me in?

Thanks..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz