Clemens admits that trainer did inject him with B12
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Dog ate my home work. It took him 3 weeks to actually admit the guy did stick with a syringe. He's dancing.
Pretty soon, he'll be "LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!" 
Nobody gets free juice. Dollars to donuts somebody has a credit card receipt or canceled checks.
So the guy makes gazillions of dollars, yet has a trainer stick him with needles?
-Was the co-pay too high on the Yankees Blue Cross-Blue Shield plan?
-Had the Rocket not yet met his deductible?
-Is the trainer a Participating provider?
-Did the Rocket disclose his prior condition (a rear full of needle marks) to Blue Cross-Blue Shield?
-Could the Rocket not get his personal physician, the Yankees team physician, heck even Steinbrenner's personal physician, to stick needles in his rear?
-Just how many doctors are in New York...and the Rocket couldn't find even one?
-Wouldn't a Lidocaine injection necessarily be required to be done by a physician?
-Was the local 7-11 out of B-12?
-What's the big deal, doesn't everyone have clubhouse trainers inject drugs and vitamins into their rear?
-Would Flintstone vitamins not work for the Rocket?
-Will we see the Rocket soon in the Flo-max commercials?
-Does the Rocket have a brain, or do all athletic superstars messing with this stuff lose the ability to realize if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, most people will see....a duck?
-So he wants his ever-decreasing number of supporters to believe that okay, yea, I had "some" injections, from this guy that I don't want you to trust, but I trusted him enough to allow him to ...well, you know?
-Oh, and by the way, although I'm admitting to some injections only now, you can still trust me?
LAME EXCUSE Hall of Fame (now open in Cooperstown)
"Officer I had had two beers" (too numerous to name)
"I only did it once" (Brian Roberts),
"I only did it twice" (Andy Petite),
"I didn't know what it was" (Bonds),
"I thought it was B-12" (Clemens)
Good grief Charlie Brown!
-Was the co-pay too high on the Yankees Blue Cross-Blue Shield plan?
-Had the Rocket not yet met his deductible?
-Is the trainer a Participating provider?
-Did the Rocket disclose his prior condition (a rear full of needle marks) to Blue Cross-Blue Shield?
-Could the Rocket not get his personal physician, the Yankees team physician, heck even Steinbrenner's personal physician, to stick needles in his rear?
-Just how many doctors are in New York...and the Rocket couldn't find even one?
-Wouldn't a Lidocaine injection necessarily be required to be done by a physician?
-Was the local 7-11 out of B-12?
-What's the big deal, doesn't everyone have clubhouse trainers inject drugs and vitamins into their rear?
-Would Flintstone vitamins not work for the Rocket?
-Will we see the Rocket soon in the Flo-max commercials?
-Does the Rocket have a brain, or do all athletic superstars messing with this stuff lose the ability to realize if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, most people will see....a duck?
-So he wants his ever-decreasing number of supporters to believe that okay, yea, I had "some" injections, from this guy that I don't want you to trust, but I trusted him enough to allow him to ...well, you know?
-Oh, and by the way, although I'm admitting to some injections only now, you can still trust me?
LAME EXCUSE Hall of Fame (now open in Cooperstown)
"Officer I had had two beers" (too numerous to name)
"I only did it once" (Brian Roberts),
"I only did it twice" (Andy Petite),
"I didn't know what it was" (Bonds),
"I thought it was B-12" (Clemens)
Good grief Charlie Brown!
HO,
Thanks, I was thinking the same things.
How about a bottle of glucosamine chondroitin complex, aspirin, works for me. Cortisone to relieve inflammation. Lidocaine doesn't help heal, it helps to numb.
I always told my kids that telling the truth did less damage in the long run than making up a story to cover something that they had done wrong. This is just sending the wrong message to those most impressionable.
I feel like my intelligence is being insulted.
Thanks, I was thinking the same things.
How about a bottle of glucosamine chondroitin complex, aspirin, works for me. Cortisone to relieve inflammation. Lidocaine doesn't help heal, it helps to numb.
I always told my kids that telling the truth did less damage in the long run than making up a story to cover something that they had done wrong. This is just sending the wrong message to those most impressionable.
I feel like my intelligence is being insulted.
"I never inhaled"
"I never had a sexual relation with that women"
"I never had a sexual relation with that women"
Roger's only hope of getting eternal glory and worship at HOF was to deny everything. He'll be continually modifying his stance ala Pete Rose in years to come as the votes fall short.
The bigger joke is the report that some Texas high school baseball association banquet, which put on hold Roger's invitation to speak, is now going ahead with the invitation. What a message that will be to the youth of Texas- a state by all reports running rampant with kids on PED's.
Suggested topic for speech: Denial is a River in the Lone Star State.
The bigger joke is the report that some Texas high school baseball association banquet, which put on hold Roger's invitation to speak, is now going ahead with the invitation. What a message that will be to the youth of Texas- a state by all reports running rampant with kids on PED's.
Suggested topic for speech: Denial is a River in the Lone Star State.
HO 
good stuff
Is anyone really surprised ?
Excellent opening argument HO. 
quote:LAME EXCUSE Hall of Fame (now open in Cooperstown)
"Officer I had had two beers" (too numerous to name)
"I only did it once" (Brian Roberts),
"I only did it twice" (Andy Petite),
"I didn't know what it was" (Bonds),
"I thought it was B-12" (Clemens)
Please add Tejada and Palmeiro to the B-12 club.
Here's other ones for the list:
"If you aren't injected in the butt, it must not be steroids" (Sheffield)
"I had a legal prescription for HGH to treat my pituitary tumor (prescription was written by a dentist)" (Byrd)
"I refuse to talk about the past" (McGwire)
"I don't understand English" (Sosa)
quote:Originally posted by threeboysdad:
"I never inhaled"
"I never had a sexual relation with that women"
he heee.....now that's funny right there.
In the partial release from CBS of the interview, Clemens denies taking "any banned substance." Duh...nothing was OFFICIALLY BANNED by MLB in the time span in question. IF the follow-up question is not, "Do you deny ever using any PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS..."
...then the whole interview is bogus.
...then the whole interview is bogus.
It will be interesting to hear what he says under oath to Congress Jan. 16, if he accepts the invitation.
Mr. Clemens goes to Congress?
Mr. Clemens goes to Congress?