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Like many parents whose D3-ball-playing kids hate them, my three sons decided to play thousands of miles away from home (5007, 4899, and 4947 miles, respectively). Consequently, I rely on video streams for the vast majority of my sons' games.  (Relevant aside: I readily admit that I'm beyond jealous of the parents of my sons' classmates whose quality of play has landed them in the SEC, ACC, PAC 12, Big 12, and Big 10, as opposed to the NESCAC, the Liberty League, and the Centennial Conference. Multiple camera angles would be Nirvana's Nectar for me).

But I digress. I am inspired to share because of some of the comments and videos I've heard on game streams.  

Ex #1: College playing game I saw uses one camera. No play by play announcer but a mic was open and you could very clearly hear fans talking and the PA announcer naming who was at bat or on the mound. You could also hear the dugouts react to umpires' calls on close plays, and then to each other's reactions. I saw something memorable: after one kid hit a homer, he ran the bases on tip toes, like a deer bounding across a field, until he got to home plate, where he hesitated for at least 5 seconds, and then pounced on the plate, á la Cristiano Ronaldo after one of his goals (see below). But that wasn't the best part. The best part was hearing a female fan, clearly a middle-aged, at least, opposing team parent  say, in a long, drawn out drawl: "Honey, are you f-ing serious?  Oh, my..."

Then the players got into it:

1) Hey, who's THAT guy? Mini-me? (referring charitably to the diminutive stature of the homerun hitter),

Then 2) in reference to the portly starting pitcher: "Hey, anybody need some tires? Michelin Man is here!"

Then 3) a 6'2", 150lb reliever comes in: "Now we got chop stick.  What's next?"

Next category, which is both bad and funny: the volunteer septuagenarian play by play guy who's only personal connection to playing the game came when he was in LL sixty years ago. Bless his heart, though, he loves the game, and the local D3 needed a volunteer play by play guy.  

The problem is, he can barely remember which team is hitting, or the name of the pitcher (e.g., 5th inning: "Well, that's all she wrote for lefty Max Headroom as Head Coach Nuke LaLoosh ambles out to the mound to put Max out of his misery."  Which would be okay but Max Headroom isn't even in the game, having been pulled several innings earlier because he threw 16 balls in a row and then gave up a grand slam.  Max's mom, having suffered cringe upon cringe at this point yells at the perpetually blurry screen: "He's not even in the game, dude! He was pulled an hour ago! Mort, do something!" Max's dad, Mort, meanwhile, puts his head in his hands, slowly rocks back and forth in the easiest chair in the house, and whispers repeatedly to himself "Portami in Paradiso adesso, Dio"

The Good: The two Union College (NY) play by play guys last year were GREAT.  They've clearly played a lot of ball themselves, they have the rosters and their details well-memorized, especially about kids far from home, or with interesting bio notes, they intelligently anticipate strategy, and, for the most part, they're not homers.  They are so good I wish my son had gone to school there, so I'd have more fun streaming the games 5000 miles away.

Can't wait for this weekend's gems!

"Don't be mean now because remember: Wherever you go, there you are..." Buckaroo Banzai

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Smoke,

Thanks for the Friday morning chuckle.  I hear ya and feel ya!  We were 450 miles/8hrs by car from our son's home field.   On the good side of the equation, you're fortunate to even have game streaming video today.  Remember, many years ago many programs (outside of the P5s) did not even have the luxury of streaming video.   My oldest son's freshmen year (2011), the best we could hope for was the out of conference home team had video streaming capabilities otherwise you had to be there to see it.   It wasn't until his sophomore year that his school and conference were streaming games, and you had to buy a package from the school for home and away.   The streaming services would work most of the time, so we had to cross our fingers for each game.  The streaming services have transformed and now the conferences are selling the packages or through ESPN3.   The old days of streaming were a $hit show.    Much more professional and affordable these days!  it has come a long way.

The best announcers are the student announcers in my opinion.  My son's team had a communication major and a journalism major do their games, and they were fantastic.   They did their homework, had a feel for the game, and knew the players personally.  Most of all they didn't talk too much.  Hearing some of the background comments coming from the stands can also make it interesting just as some of the walk-up songs and between innings music.   I recall hearing a conversation in the stands where a woman was chewing out her husband for leaving the keys in the car.  It was classic, and she was relentless.  Sounded like George Costanza's parents from Seinfeld.  It went on for a good 5 minutes, and they had no idea people could hear their entire conversation.  Priceless!

Seinfeld: Frank & Estelle Costanza's 10 Best Moments, Ranked   

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When I played college ball the Michelin man comment wouldn’t have stayed in the dugout. It would have been yelled at him. Addressing an opposing player gets you tossed now.

i started watching Vanderbilt games eighteen years ago. Two former teammates/friends sons were freshmen. Their broadcast was a fixed camera behind home plate. Balls in the left field corner disappeared. The announcers were communication major college students. College broadcasts have changed a lot.

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I love my son's team's announcers.  They don't get all the baseball quite right, but they are enthusiastic, and their quirks have become our quirks.  Listening to the away games, I realize that some student announcers are much less lively and interesting.

I've enjoyed the same experience with summer ball livestreams; the first year my son's team had the best announcer of all that I've heard.  He travelled on the bus with the team, and so knew their karaoke preferences and other interesting details, as well as having a great baseball announcer vocabulary.

Now, I find that listening to MLB announcers is kind of boring.

Being so far away would be difficult for any avid baseball parent.

I didn't really get the streaming experience until short season A ball - the now defunct Station Island Yankees. I saw one series in person, and it's a great ballpark with ships passing by just over the outfield wall. It was the Yankees, so nothing but the best. The streaming was a propped up iPhone feed in very low resolution that caught about 75% of the field, and a couple announcers that didn't know anything about the game. They'd just blab about arbitrary topics and often forget they were on a live feed.  Away games were much better...

It's funny, it's the stupid stuff you look back on that gives you the best memories.

Juco had no streaming, '15 & '16 but I drove all of North West Texas to see the Saturday double headers. Fond memories of Houston to Vernon and back for a Saturday doubleheader - 900 miles round trip and 13 hours of driving - got to have audio books! Looking back, maybe that was a bit obsessive? I picked up a new Jetta diesel in 2015 for $21K, put 124K miles on it driving it to weekend juco and SEC games in 3 years. Diesel-Gate happened and VW bought it back for $19K - best car purchase ever, hands down!  

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heh - great topic...  I still (kinda) remember the first appearance for my son at a D2 game where the announcer had clearly been doing it for a while and did the summer league as well.... All the excitement he had from my son getting out of a jam an inning before was lost when with bases loaded in the following inning my son tried to pump a 94 FB against a #3/#4 hitter who as the announcer noted (insert southern drawl) "oh my, that ball is deep and is the longest ball I've ever seen hit here"...   Still we listened to many games as we cleaned and prepared our house in the northeast during Feb/Mar for the eventual sale in May. For my other son at the D3 school, when the "announcers" were there, they were were 2 kids who clearly knew (and partied with) many of the players. One had a grasp on baseball while the other was probably there for the credits. Crowd & dugout chatter was "entertaining" - nothing as good/memorable as the keys in car story ()...

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Being so far away would be difficult for any avid baseball parent.

I didn't really get the streaming experience until short season A ball - the now defunct Station Island Yankees. I saw one series in person, and it's a great ballpark with ships passing by just over the outfield wall. It was the Yankees, so nothing but the best. The streaming was a propped up iPhone feed in very low resolution that caught about 75% of the field, and a couple announcers that didn't know anything about the game. They'd just blab about arbitrary topics and often forget they were on a live feed.  Away games were much better...

It's funny, it's the stupid stuff you look back on that gives you the best memories.

Juco had no streaming, '15 & '16 but I drove all of North West Texas to see the Saturday double headers. Fond memories of Houston to Vernon and back for a Saturday doubleheader - 900 miles round trip and 13 hours of driving - got to have audio books! Looking back, maybe that was a bit obsessive? I picked up a new Jetta diesel in 2015 for $21K, put 124K miles on it driving it to weekend juco and SEC games in 3 years. Diesel-Gate happened and VW bought it back for $19K - best car purchase ever, hands down!  



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Wonderful place to see a game, and arguably the best possible commute to get there.  (the  free Staten Island Ferry from lower Manhattan)

This is from 2018.

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Wonderful place to see a game, and arguably the best possible commute to get there.  (the  free Staten Island Ferry from lower Manhattan)

This is from 2018.

My son was there the year before, '17 as an add-on to a full season of pitching for the Razorbacks. I always thought that was too much, but it counted as a minor league season - so that was a huge plus. He was in Tampa in '18.

Glenn Otto was on that '17 team too. First time Glenn and Trev were on the same team, but they'd been playing against each other since they were 8 years old. Baseball truly is a small world.  

The ballpark was great, ferry rides were fantastic and the food was pretty good in NY too!

I have a friend that shall remain nameless, who's a former MiLB coach and Brooklyn native that took me to have a couple squares at L&B Spumoni Gardens and then two dogs at Nathans at Coney Island within 15 minutes of each other. He double parks in front of L&B (his old neighborhood), we get out and get our squares (to eat in the car on the way to Nathans and the Cyclones ballpark). On the way back to the double parked car, a homeless woman in a Tebow jersey (funny because this guy had actually coached Tebow) asked for spare change. My friend digs in his pocket and pulls out 3 or 4 singles and hands them to her all while we're still moving in the direction of the car. Until she says "Really, that's all you can spare?" Without missing a step he snatched the money out of her hand and we got into the car with her screaming obscenities at us and headed to Nathans for lunch's second course? Welcome to NY!

I have a lot of family in the area and have always enjoyed the east cost. Thank you for the photo that brought back the memories...

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My son was there the year before, '17 as an add-on to a full season of pitching for the Razorbacks. I always thought that was too much, but it counted as a minor league season - so that was a huge plus. He was in Tampa in '18.

Glenn Otto was on that '17 team too. First time Glenn and Trev were on the same team, but they'd been playing against each other since they were 8 years old. Baseball truly is a small world.  

The ballpark was great, ferry rides were fantastic and the food was pretty good in NY too!

I have a friend that shall remain nameless, who's a former MiLB coach and Brooklyn native that took me to have a couple squares at L&B Spumoni Gardens and then two dogs at Nathans at Coney Island within 15 minutes of each other. He double parks in front of L&B (his old neighborhood), we get out and get our squares (to eat in the car on the way to Nathans and the Cyclones ballpark). On the way back to the double parked car, a homeless woman in a Tebow jersey (funny because this guy had actually coached Tebow) asked for spare change. My friend digs in his pocket and pulls out 3 or 4 singles and hands them to her all while we're still moving in the direction of the car. Until she says "Really, that's all you can spare?" Without missing a step he snatched the money out of her hand and we got into the car with her screaming obscenities at us and headed to Nathans for lunch's second course? Welcome to NY!

I have a lot of family in the area and have always enjoyed the east cost. Thank you for the photo that brought back the memories...

LOL, great stuff.  Yes, that's another fine ballpark. Where else can you get an ocean view and take a walk on the beach or a ride a rollercoaster before the game?  I'm glad they still have MiLB, unlike S.I.  BTW bringing it back to the original topic, last I heard D3 NYU played their games there.

This is from 2019.  I believe that day we skipped L&B and Nathans but got pizza at Totonno's, which is from another world.

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LOL, great stuff.  Yes, that's another fine ballpark. Where else can you get an ocean view and take a walk on the beach or a ride a rollercoaster before the game?  I'm glad they still have MiLB, unlike S.I.  BTW bringing it back to the original topic, last I heard D3 NYU played their games there.

This is from 2019.  I believe that day we skipped L&B and Nathans but got pizza at Totonno's, which is from another world.

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I have been there and I consider it one of the more fun and interesting milb ballparks.

Met up Saturday with the dad of last year's ace who starts this season with the Cyclones and said that son is pumped.

Totally feel your pain.  I didn't read through all the other responses but I'll list some things I find:

1. Students running the broadcast sometimes don't show up till the games already started up to the second inning.

2. when you do have commentators, they rarely know anything.  I watched one game where son's team was playing a non conference against Nichols College, they invited a player from Nichols to do a cameo and he spent the whole time correcting the normal play by play guy, he was good nature'd about it, but it was like "dude, learn the game or at least just stick to what happened".

3. if there is a score graphic it is often in the way

4. fixed camera can't cover the entire field.

5. If anything interrupts the broadcast they just give up and go home



I did see someone mentioned HS games... I saw my son's game on gamechanger and someone had done video clips.   It was funny because I see, player x hits a double,  then watch the clip and it was a bloop over shorstop where the center fielder came in and literally booted the ball away from everyone by accident, after being fully stopped and back to first on the hit, player x runs to second,  so what was a bloop single and advance to second on error was a double.  I guess the saying is literal, they're all line drives in the box score.

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I watched the gamecast this weekend of the school my son will be playing for next year.

Mid-innings, their star CF walked gingerly off the field after getting tagged for the 3rd out on the bases, and it cut to commercial. Next inning the announcer says "looks like we have a new center fielder wearing #40. We don't have a #40 on our roster, so we'll keep you folks updated once we find out who it is". A few minutes later, announcer says "I guess it's not a new center fielder after all, the star CF has been wearing #40 all game, he apparently lost his home jersey...".

I found that amusing.

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I watched the gamecast this weekend of the school my son will be playing for next year.

Mid-innings, their star CF walked gingerly off the field after getting tagged for the 3rd out on the bases, and it cut to commercial. Next inning the announcer says "looks like we have a new center fielder wearing #40. We don't have a #40 on our roster, so we'll keep you folks updated once we find out who it is". A few minutes later, announcer says "I guess it's not a new center fielder after all, the star CF has been wearing #40 all game, he apparently lost his home jersey...".

I found that amusing.

Classic!

One of my favorites were the two stoners who announced themselves very proud to not only be let out of Mrs. Smith's Media Class early but also get class credit for doing the broadcast. Like an episode of Wayne's World. Excellent!

So funny!

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