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Originally posted by observer44:
PS...I read what you said about me last week in that PM...Really uncalled for!...
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OK then 44...here's the PM you're referring to...and I take it all back! Private
Message
From: gotwood4sale
To: Nominating Committee, Nobel Peace Prize
Posted April 01, 2008 06:10 PM Hide Post
Dear Nobel Peace Prize nominating committee members,
It is with a tremendous amount of admiration and respect that I eagerly, enthusiastically, and energetically (
green derived energy only of course!) submit to you the name of the most deserving man to ever be considered for your most worthy prize. The man is known as
Mr.Observer 44, a member of the prodigious and prestigious
High School Baseball Web. I am certain no other nominee that you consider will even come remotely close to achieving the enormously successful body of work that
Mr. Observer 44 has so unselfishly accomplished in his prolific and unrestrained effort to improve the lives of everyone who are attracted to him by his unmistakable and alluring '
motivational pull'. It cannot be resisted. He11 will freeze over before you will find a more suitable nominee.
I might note that those of you who believe that "he11 is indeed here on earth" you don't have to worry about
Mr. Observer 44 and his chances of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. There is no chance in he11 that he11 will ever freeze over during our lifetime...global warming certainly does have at least one positive attribute!
Mr. Observer 44 has single handedly, on occasions too numerous to tally, smoothed the ruffled feathers of fellow
High School Baseball Websters and their nervous, flustered and disheveled pet canaries and parakeets. He has soothed the broken-hearted souls of Midwestern and Northeastern
High School Baseball Websters who have had to endure some of the most cold and foul weather in memory that delayed the opening of their baseball season and will most undoubtedly wreak havoc with the anticipated plentiful revenue generated from Booster Club concession sales scattered throughout these two frozen regions. Earmuffs, in particular, would have flown off the shelves this season, but it was too late to order them for inventory. Container ships from China can take a very long time to get to ice clogged East Coast and Great Lakes ports.
He has always been extremely courteous, friendly, and helpful. He has yet to hit me with a spitwad...even after repeated and relentless attempts. I think he is intentionally missing his target. Bless him.
I cannot thank him enough personally. He, with his technological wizardry involving soup cans and string, inspired me to come up with the idea of a world wide whatchamacallit that I eventually created and dubbed "The Intranet". I later changed the name to "The Internet" after I 'arm twisted' some very reluctant friends and donors to finally join me in my inspired romp into cyberspace.
And I offer this revealing anecdote. While
Mr. Observer 44 and I were relaxing one afternoon several years ago on a sunny Florida beach
Mr. Observer 44, much like the renowned Professor Harold Hill,
Gary Conservatory of Music, class of '05, taught me how to count using the
chad method. This ability to 'count to my liking' and 'Skip to my Loo' has served me reasonably well. I think my friend,
Mr. Observer 44, in winning the Nobel Peace Prize, may finally propel me over the top.
And finally, as further testimony to his superior character, that day at the beach he helped me fend off these three frisky, pesky, and groping young tow headed beachcombers who were disrupting our photo shoot. This shoot was an important part of our world wide watchhamacallit publicity effort to focus attention on the plight of large, interlocking, colorful plastic people who may become intractably beached and eventually becoming drowning victims as our sea levels continue their menacing and inexorable ruse...I mean rise...to historically uncharted heights. Except for these towheads let's not
LEGO© of these victims!
Interlockingly yours,
gotwood4sale________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Location:
western suburbs of Chicago | Registered:
June 07, 2005.
Prest-o...delete-o...gone! All of that gushing, gooey, garbage...I took it all back
Mr. Observer 44!