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Many at one time had fears of the night monster under the bed at night. As adults, many discuss these same fears with psychiatrists.
Here is the story.

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy..' as told to the doctor.

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
- Ain't nobody under there now!!!

DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER.
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