(((I apologize in advance))
AH-hem….(clearing phlegm and loosing up voice)
Bullwinkle has been working on a song, (although I’m still having problems with the ccord to fmajor transition) I would like to sing a little diddy of a fictitious girl that posted an article, pissed a few people off, fell from grace, apologized, yet no one on listened. It’s a sad song of remorse and loathing. (tears welling up) I hope you like it.
FUN, FUN, FUN
Well she got her own computer
And she cruised through the HSBW now
Seems she forgot all about the board manners
Like she agreed to now
And with the computer blasting
Goes posting just as fast as she can now,
And she’ll have fun fun fun
’til Julie takes the keyboard away
(fun fun fun ’til Julie takes the keyboard away)
Well the girls just love her
’cause she looks and throws like an ace now
(you throw like an ace now, you throw like an ace)
She makes the NCAA’s look like a English cricket match now
(you throw like an ace now, you throw like an ace)
A lotta guys try to catch her
But she leads them on a wild gamecock chase now
(you pitch like an ace now, you pitch like an ace)
And she’ll have fun fun fun
’til Julie takes the keyboard away
(fun fun fun ’til Julie takes the keyboard away)
Well you knew all along
That Julie was gettin’ wise to you now
(stay away from rivals now, stay away from rivals)
And since she took your cable modem
You’ve been thinking that your fun is all through now
(stay away from rivals now, stay away from rivals)
But you can come along with Bullwinkle
’cause we gotta a lot of things to do now
(I don’t like USC’s from both coasts either, now)
And we’ll have fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
And we’ll have fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(fun fun fun now that Julie took the keyboard away)
(((I apologize once again)))
Original Post
You should do some stand up man.