Can anyone give me some funny quotes? They dont have to be baseball related, I need one for the yearbook.
Thanks
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The check is still in the checkbook!
"Don't laugh at the haircut, at least we got the fire out."
Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk." ~Author Unknown
you can't make chicken salad out of chicken s@#t
life is short,don't spend to much time pickin the pepper from the fly poop
merry christmas
life is short,don't spend to much time pickin the pepper from the fly poop
merry christmas
Always be ready to help your fellow man; teach a man to fish, and he can eat for a day.....teach a man to use the internet, and he won't bother you for weeks....
A few from Rodney Dangerfield:
"I was such an ugly kid… when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."
"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot."
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
"I was such an ugly kid… when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."
"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot."
"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window."
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
When it is my time to die, I would like to go out like my grandfather...in his sleep. Not screaming like the other passengers in the car.
Lucky13:
Wake up Gramps...wake up!!
That's a good one!
Welcome aboard the HSBBW!
Wake up Gramps...wake up!!
That's a good one!
Welcome aboard the HSBBW!
"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
"Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle."
"Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up."
"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"
"If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?"
"How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"
"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
"Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle."
"Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up."
"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"
"If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?"
"How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"
"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
"My family is in the iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals." Thurman Munster
Robin: "You give yourselves up without a struggle; we'll try and make things easier for you."
Batman: "And if not you may be severely pummeled about the head and shoulders."
“I was often misquoted. I was supportive of my managers, even though they all may not think so. “ George Steinbrener
“Cookie Monster thief, not liar” Cookie Monster:
“You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore" Richard Nixon
Robin: "You give yourselves up without a struggle; we'll try and make things easier for you."
Batman: "And if not you may be severely pummeled about the head and shoulders."
“I was often misquoted. I was supportive of my managers, even though they all may not think so. “ George Steinbrener
“Cookie Monster thief, not liar” Cookie Monster:
“You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore" Richard Nixon
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...Since it is a yearbook Quote...saw this one once in a year book...
Ignore all wise sayings, including this one
...Since it is a yearbook Quote...saw this one once in a year book...
Ignore all wise sayings, including this one