Goof on the Moose

txdad06:

Thanks. I know that author...been many years since I've read him but no better time than the present to get reacquainted!

By the way...How many tabs of Tums in one night before they're not good for you? Anyone got a line on that one?

P.S. I skipped the green ones but ate all the other colors!

I say moose-taw-toe, you say moose-tay-toe!

GO WHITE SOX!!!

'Outside of a moose, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a moose... it's too dark to read'. Groucho Moose

URKillingMeBlue:

You mean the new Moose FRT doesn't come equipped with cupholders and overhead interior lights?

I'm asking for my deposit back from Bullwinkle (car salesman extrodinaire) down at 'Moose Motors and Taxidermy Shop'.

I'm just shaking my head because I'm certain he mentioned those features as standard equipment... he even showed me the brochure!

Once a moose, always a moose!

GO WHITE SOX!!!

I have this sense of annointment...am I dreaming?

Is someone moosing with my mind (not that they could ever find it!)?

Thanks!

GO WHITE SOX!!!

Going for the big " D ".

You know what they say "when in Rome do as the Romans do".

And speaking of roaming ...where is that darn moose anyway? Off on some " roamin' " holiday probably!

Ungulates have all the luck!

I have opened a can of Moose..

Bull Buddy ...

Ah, yes, a moose of a mess indeed, but please know that obviously those of us with the moost sense of humor enjoyed the frivality of it all while watching a tense game from Houston. I believe that "observer44" and I were able to help "gotwood" keep whatever sanity he had left while he waited impatiently for his team to muck things up in Texas.

Thanks, Bull, for opening the moost enjoyable thread we have seen in a while here.

FBMom..Gotta admit...more fun than a freshman late night dorm party!

Bullwinkle....A correction....Opened a big 'ole can of whop-Moose! Thanks!

Blue....

Bullwinkle:

Can of Moose? You better dig up the thread 'Dip and Masticate'...yes masticate.

That thread is running a distant no. 44 on our General Items Forum HIT PARADE this morning...

We wouldn't want all the Little Leaguers out there to get the idea of messin' around with Moose!
It and its ilk are forbidden!

Besides, do you know how unsightly Moose stains are on the teeth? Yuck!
Only a color-blind dental hygenist could love those jaundiced chompers!

I should also thank you for providing such an a-moosing thread last night to help us daft and loopy (and highly stressed) fans get through the 14th inning! Thanks again !

This thread has been most a-moose-ing! GotWood, I'm pretty sure we can at least issue you a HSBBWEB certification to clear up that "certifiable or not?" question!

MN-Mom:

I'll take you up on the offer...there's only one condition that you should be aware of though.

My 'doctor(s)' do not allow me to be around anything too sharp (I guess that means no visits to Fungo) so please see to it that the certificate has gently rounded corners...better yet maybe an electronic version via e-mail would be safest.

I've always imagined what a social safety net looks like and now I know!

Thanks HSBBW!

Woody...
Can we bring you crayons, preferrably Bullwinkle Brown?

From Romeo and Juliet:

"That which we call a moose by any other name would smell as sweet."

Unless he does that gaseous release thing.

And one from Sir Isaac Newton:

"For every moose - there is an equal and opposite moose".

I consider many of these posts Mooseleading. JMHO!

And finally - my favorite:

"It aint over until the fat moose sings"

Wow, I didn't think there was much more that could be said on this subject. Obviously my moose-take!

Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my MOOSE the most!

If at first you don't succeed, Moose, Moose again

If the MOOSE fits...

And Moosepin Moosepian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of moose;
For he to-day that sheds his moose blood with me
Shall be my moose; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And moose in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their moosehoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Moosepin's day.

a great thread to take the edge off

AND a job "well done" by the moose to "tenderly" take it all in stride

to show my appreciation, I'd like to have him over for dinner with some guys from the club -



how much does the moose weigh again?



your moose is cooked



piaa - great stuff, recited like a real conniseur, esp the part about
"For he to-day that sheds his moose blood with me - Shall be my moose"

can you make it for dinner? what wine with (oops) for moose?



.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the MOOSE

Bee>:

You better invite a bunch of the boys over ...a dressed out moose probably goes over a 1000lbs.

Your moose is cooked...good one!!!

Hey gotwood ...
"It and its ilk are forbidden!" ... ummm, shouldn't that be "it and its elk" in keeping with the ungilate theme? (I actually checked the definition of ungilate yesterday so I know whereof I speak!!!)

spotted on a safety poster at a tire shop...

"Secure all lug nuts. Moose nuts may result in loss of wheel and subsequent loss of control resulting in possible serious injury or death"

Don't disregard your moose nuts!!!

gw4s, great thought - I'll follow up

c'mon over early

Hors D’Oeuvres

Bee >

Ref the moose recipes ... checked out the first page and saw this wonderful recipe for moose roast (according to the author, tho I am sure Bully would say that wonderful recipe and moose roast are an oxymoron). Anyway, here is the first instruction:
Remove fat from moose and wipe well with clean cloth.

So I must ask ... whoever can answer ...
(1) Is that some reference to Bullwinkle's girth?
(2) Are we supposed to wipe the fat with a clean cloth or whatever is left of the roast cut after the fat is removed?


And then the next instruction is Lard the roast
So make up your mind ... is the moose supposed to be thin or is he supposed to be a lard-moose?

Bee>:

I'll bring my only working toothpick along with my diamond toothed nutcracker! And my appetite of course!

FutureBack.Mom:

Trial and error my dear!

You know the old axiom...mooser twice and cut once!

Moosekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous moose is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil moose. Blessed is the moose who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his moose's keeper, and the finder of lost moose. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my moose! And, you will know my name is THE MOOSE when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

gotwood4sale,

Me thinks you have a little too moose time on your hands.

MNMom..

Sorry, not over until we see the browns of their hides...

Al Pacino in Scarface:

"Say hello to my lee-tle Moose"

Ali:

"The Moose is gonna come out smokin,
But Ali wont be jokin.
He'll be a pickin and a pokin,
Pouring water on the Moose's smokin"

Just for you Bull.

LICKING SALT? ME?
Relative?

AP PHOTO/JAMIE GEMMITI
A cow moose stands Tuesday in the middle of Kancamagus Highway in Albany, N.H. The animal and its calf were licking the salt off the road as members of the New Hampshire Department of Transportation were trying to keep the falling snow from accumulating.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gotwood4sale:

You mean the new Moose FRT doesn't come equipped with cupholders and overhead interior lights?

LOL

PIAA_Ump - Very impressive knowledge of Shakesmoose!

And a twist on Mark Twain -

Whatever a mans age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright colored moose in his buttonhole

And let's not forget Benjamin Franklin

There was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly a moose