A happy birthday picture to honor the master picture poster!
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Happy Birthday Gotwood!! 
quote:Originally posted by Tx-Husker:
A happy birthday picture to honor the master picture poster!
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Oh my gosh guys...thanks! Believe it or not the only thing my doctor would give me the green light to eat on that cake are the wax candles! For all of you who may be wondering...I'm closing in on three score. I'll let you know when that happens if I'm still kicking!
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Oh my gosh guys...thanks! Believe it or not the only thing my doctor would give me the green light to eat on that cake are the wax candles! For all of you who may be wondering...I'm closing in on three score. I'll let you know when that happens if I'm still kicking!
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Four score and seven is already taken!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
quote:gotwood4sale said....I'm closing in on three score. I'll let you know when that happens if I'm still kicking!
gotwood4sale,
Happy birthday! Chuck Norris is 72 and he is still "kicking". You're a youngster!
Happy Birthday Woody!
All the best my friend
All the best my friend
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I'm only 29 of these behind you!
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- "Four score and seven is already taken!"
I'm only 29 of these behind you!
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I have one score, does that count? 
I gave my mother a birthday card last week that said ...
You look great for your age. A lot of people half your age don't look as good. But they were ugly to start.
You look great for your age. A lot of people half your age don't look as good. But they were ugly to start.
If I understand then you're 29.30. You're on version 30 of being 29 (29.1 being 29). You're not getting older. You're getting upgraded and enhanced.quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
."Four score and seven is already taken!"
I'm only 29 of these behind you!
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Certainly! And each score you accumulate somehow is wiser than the last. You'll see!
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- "I have one score, does that count?"
Certainly! And each score you accumulate somehow is wiser than the last. You'll see!
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Upgraded? Enhanced? Why bother? It doesn't get any better than this...
I'm set! Anyone know how to start this thing up?
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- "If I understand then you're 29.30. You're on version 30 of being 29 (29.1 being 29). You're not getting older. You're getting upgraded and enhanced."
Upgraded? Enhanced? Why bother? It doesn't get any better than this...
I'm set! Anyone know how to start this thing up?
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Just alternately hit yourself on each side of the head and say Bip, Bip, Bip in a high voice. When I do it to the cat it leaves me alone.
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Well I give up...I can't fire this thing up. Someone wins three to nothing I guess.
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Well I give up...I can't fire this thing up. Someone wins three to nothing I guess.
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happy birthday woody. they get better and better don't they?
by the way, i'm proud to call you a friend.but you ain't gettin my birthday.lol
by the way, i'm proud to call you a friend.but you ain't gettin my birthday.lol
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They do get better and better 20dad. From here on out they are all going to be precious!
One of my sons gave me this as a birthday gift. He knew 'low tech' was about as much as I could handle...
I've been staring at this gift/piece of art/candidate for the recycle bin for nearly six hours. I haven't a clue whether or not it can be recycled.
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They do get better and better 20dad. From here on out they are all going to be precious!
One of my sons gave me this as a birthday gift. He knew 'low tech' was about as much as I could handle...
I've been staring at this gift/piece of art/candidate for the recycle bin for nearly six hours. I haven't a clue whether or not it can be recycled.
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Old Man!!!
Happy,Happy Birthday.May God Bless you abundantly.
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
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They do get better and better 20dad. From here on out they are all going to be precious!
One of my sons gave me this as a birthday gift. He knew 'low tech' was about as much as I could handle...
I've been staring at this gift/piece of art/candidate for the recycle bin for nearly six hours. I haven't a clue whether or not it can be recycled.
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Then you'll love this:
Harmonics for Woody
HBD.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL!!!
And warm wishes to your lovely bride.
Julie
And warm wishes to your lovely bride.
Julie
Happy birthday, my friend.
Hope you do some clear-cutting soon and make it a good one
Hope you do some clear-cutting soon and make it a good one
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Thanks Bum. And as you can see I didn't let you down...
Mowing these big guys down was easier than you might think. Here's my secret: stuff yourself with as powerful and fast-acting breakfast as you can imagine and then aim carefully. Don't waste any ammo...stay on target. Before lunch you'll have your crew in there playing 'Pick Up Sticks'!
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Thanks Bum. And as you can see I didn't let you down...
Mowing these big guys down was easier than you might think. Here's my secret: stuff yourself with as powerful and fast-acting breakfast as you can imagine and then aim carefully. Don't waste any ammo...stay on target. Before lunch you'll have your crew in there playing 'Pick Up Sticks'!
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Tell you what wragg...you have a bunch more patience than I do! I tried to teach my 'dumber than pig iron' tethered balls how to do some of those tricks, but I had no luck.
And unlike your well trained and precisely orchestrating orbs mine never behaved. Some went one way and the rest went the other. Not once did they line up and do the same thing twice. The only thing that really impressed me with my swinging troupe was when I gave them a piece of my mind and they briefly conferred and offered it back. They reasoned I needed it way more than they did. They're probably right.
After a couple of hours of frustration and boredom punctuated with a few occasional flashes of sheer terror I finally decided these balls are indeed recyclable. Today was 'pick-up day' and they're riding off to 'Recycle World', eagerly awaiting a chance to spin their story to whoever will watch.
I told my son to stick with a gift next year that has no moving parts...maybe a sundial or a 16" softball.
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- "Then you'll love this:
Harmonics for Woody"
Tell you what wragg...you have a bunch more patience than I do! I tried to teach my 'dumber than pig iron' tethered balls how to do some of those tricks, but I had no luck.
And unlike your well trained and precisely orchestrating orbs mine never behaved. Some went one way and the rest went the other. Not once did they line up and do the same thing twice. The only thing that really impressed me with my swinging troupe was when I gave them a piece of my mind and they briefly conferred and offered it back. They reasoned I needed it way more than they did. They're probably right.
After a couple of hours of frustration and boredom punctuated with a few occasional flashes of sheer terror I finally decided these balls are indeed recyclable. Today was 'pick-up day' and they're riding off to 'Recycle World', eagerly awaiting a chance to spin their story to whoever will watch.
I told my son to stick with a gift next year that has no moving parts...maybe a sundial or a 16" softball.
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Happy, Happy Birthday to our Woodman!!!
They are playing Happy Birthday!
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Thank you twotex. But why are they playing so frantically?
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- "They are playing Happy Birthday!"
Thank you twotex. But why are they playing so frantically?
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Happy Belated Birthday! Another year down the drain! 
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Yup...another year closer to Depend® Real Fit Pull Up Briefs for Men!
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Yup...another year closer to Depend® Real Fit Pull Up Briefs for Men!
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Happy belated Birthday Woodman !!!
