Has gotwood4sale Suffered Enough Humiliation?

As Nazareth, one of my favorite bands once sang, Love Hurts

Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Im young, I know,
But even so
I know a thing, or two
I learned, from you
I really learned a lot,
Really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when its hot
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts

Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
Theyre not foolin me

I know it isnt true,
I know it isnt true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, ooh,ooh love hurts
Ooh,ooh love hurts

[guitar solo]

I know it isnt true,
I know it isnt true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, ooh ooh love hurts
Ooh ooh love hurts
Ooh ooh...

Free Woody! (sorry... I couldn't find an emoticon of an Orca)

I was hoping this wood be a thread we could sink our teeth in.

I personally am enjoying the posts made by his wife at his expense ... if Woody returns, she may not be allowed to touch the 'puter for weeks .....

Compromise .... Friday AM at 6AM .... (CST)

Alright, woody...
...no bribing the voters


Although you ARE from the Chicago area...

JT - If you remove those teeth, I'll vote however you want me too!

Oh well, I went ahead and voted.... I'm a softy and feelin' sorry for the Mrs, so I voted to let him return!

JT,

I will vote for his return - but on one condition.

The woodman must come back and hand out compliments - of any kind - to as many hsbb websters as possible until his originally scheduled punishment is over on Saturday.

Otherwise - the woodman stays in the woodshed.

Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody, Free Woody,

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I was hoping this wood be a thread we could sink our teeth in.

Oy! JT, for that you should have to join the woodsman until the Sabbath.

Uh, were those GW's wooden teeth?

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Originally posted by spizzlepop:
Uh, were those GW's wooden teeth?

YUP!!!
At least someone on here was able to branch out onto the tree of knowledge.

For Woody - via Johnny Cash

I hear the train a comin' it's rollin' 'round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck at HSBBWEB prison - and time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps rollin' on - down to San Antone

When I was just a baby twig my mama told me son
Always be a good boy don't ever play with guns
But I messed up a bet with JT - and I watched Rex sigh
When I see the replay - I hang my head and cry

I bet there's HSBBWEB folks eatin' from a fancy dining car
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' - I know I can't be free
But those people keep a movin' and that's what tortures me

If they freed me from this prison - if this HS Web was mine
I bet I'd be a movin over a little farther down the line
Far from HSBBWEB prison - that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away

Hey, this has gone WAY TOO FAR! Don't y'all realize the ramifications of A LONELY MAN WITH AN AX? Not good.

Not good. Got wood. Wood Not. Or WOODY?

I voted for setting him free. Then I remembered all those corny Karma jokes and went back to change my vote... You can't change your vote!

.

HEY! HEY! PG...

...That's far enough..

...Hands off the karma thread!

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Since Gotwood has been shut down, it seems that there have been 5 or 6 new "karma-like" threads started. You know that Woody will undoubtedly respond (multiple times) to every post in all those threads in addition to his usual prolific self.

The longer he waits, the heavier will be the ensuing storm. His posts will drift up and trap us all at our keyboards!

Free Wood immediately or he'll fly his Karma points past TRhit by the end of next week.


Mike F

The early returns from the HSBBW...
...YES is in the lead with a 2:1 margin. We expect a final announcement at 9 PM EST tonite...
...of course, the polls have been wrong before.

OMG...
...poor woody looks ablsolutely PETRIFIED!!!!

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OMG...
...poor woody looks ablsolutely PETRIFIED!!!!

Actually, when I first saw Woody's screen name appear here on the hallowed hsbbweb forums, I thought he was a Viagra salesman - it was only later that I found out he dealt in wood

Oh where ohhhh where has the Woodsman gone???
Oh where oh where can he beeeee???
Sing it with me people!!!!!

Do you have your posters in hand???

( that doesnt say I agree 100%,..it really says FREE WOODY!!!!! Imagination needed. )

Ut-hum,....I belive it twas " I " who started the first peaceful " FREE THE WOODSMAN " march around JT's avatar.
( just making sure I get all the credit for when he gets back! teee heee heee,..snivel snivel!!!)

FREE THE WOODSMAN!!!

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Originally posted by shortstopmom:

FREE THE WOODSMAN!!!

You are...

I think Mike F might have a point!!
Who knows the Ramifacations of this hiatus by GW?
Are we all prepared for the Backlash and Repurcussions Maybe even the Altering of the Time Space Countinium?

Really what I think though is!
Do you remember the movie Toy Story and the Dejection that Woody felt when Buzz Light Year became the Toy everybody Loved?
And how Woody just woundered around
With no since of self worth?
I can't go on I'm getting chockered up here.
Oh give me a minute!!
OK let's just free Woody now?
EH

I voted to bring him back, I am sure he has learned his lesson about online betting.

I give him kudos for supporting his team, RAIN or shine.

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
I voted to bring him back, I am sure he has learned his lesson about online betting.

Does that mean no avatar bets this year

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
I am sure he has learned his lesson about online betting.

I give him kudos for supporting his team, RAIN or shine.

The nutty thing is that he does not bet. Ever. This may have been the only thing he has ever bet on.

He is stained a very TRUE BLUE in the loyalty department. There was "shine" in Miami during the game? We only saw "rain".

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Originally posted by JT:
Does that mean no avatar bets this year :

It should be, since avatar bets are "on-line".

Besides, I believe that an avatar change was the alternative to the moratorium on posting. If he was more computer savvy (remember, he types with only one finger...) that may have been the pay-off....

Let's not have a double standard.

play baseball ...

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(remember, he types with only one finger...)

Shouldn't that read "he types with only one LIMB"?

ahh, no wonder he posts so many pics, he can't TYPE!

FutureBack.Mom:

You're right! I stand corrected. (Was my face red!)

Let me amend that he types with only one TWIG!

Well...
...perhaps this will cure his betting urges. Heck, the man may even, dare I say...
...turn over a new LEAF!!

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Originally posted by Tiger Paw Mom:
ahh, no wonder he posts so many pics, he can't TYPE!

Sure! A picture is worth a thousand words, or something like that..........

i've got your back woody,let's take it easy on the one limb typing. i type with only one digit,and the oppisite hand. cut us slow guys some slack. we were busy working instead of taking typing class. ya know.

Votes still running more than 2 to 1 for a pardon, with YES ahead with 68.4% of the votes. Check back in tonite for the official announcement when the polls close at 9 PM Eastern.

Covering my back? Thanks 20dad...I guess. And by the way 20dad...while we were working, and not taking typing classes, you were out pouring forms most likely while I sat in the steno pool...I got all of the slow, dimwitted jobs...you know...the one's with all of the pictures.

Have the Bears kicked off yet?

Something is haywire with the satellite dish...where's the remote?

Anyone seen the remote?

JT...a pardon? Over two thirds voting 'yes'?

Now I'm really, really confused. I thought they hanged him weeks ago...what's this about a pardon?

I can hear it now, "Twiggy, take out the trash"..........

Oh my! The years have not been kind to her at all!





Keep seated there Twiggy...you've obviously been through enough...I'll take out your trash for you...