High school baseball web old timer

Try attaining that title at warp speed...it'll make your fillings and/or dentures twirl...not to mention a detached retina or two!

"Book'em Dann-o!"...or "Aye, aye Cap'n!"...whichever is more suitable. You're not old if those two don't ring a bell.

Dont feel bad - we have many posters here in their 70's and 80's.

Gotwood is - 83
ClevelandDad - 78
PG Staff - 82
TRHit - 83
Fungo - 92
Infielddad - 77
Justbaseball - 78
Beenthere - 81
Bullwinkle - 106 (but only because he can run really fast)

Now here comes trouble:

Orlando - 79
TPM - 77
Lafmom - 75

I am 32 - so I am with you.

at age 16(well,2 months away),thats a depressing name

Did I say warp speed...I'm sorry...I meant AARP speed!

Geez its...you are asking for it by posting those ages...even if they are just those silly Canadian metric ages.

If I were you I'd quickly start a "stink bomb" flanking action now with those bottles of Shea Bernaise!

It's your only hope its!

"May the force not throw out its back and be with you"!


futurecatcher27...don't worry...enjoy the perks of growing older and wiser...you have a long time to go before you'll be asked to stare at the eye chart at the DMV and then, after searching your memory, you confidently guess that the top line really is an E...when the examiner declares that E is correct you will be really grateful that, although your eyesight is shot, at least your memory still works.

Correction.

Gotwood - 94

I'll take it...can I use it as my IQ also?

All members previously mentioned may be very very old - but they are also MENSA members. I bet alot of folks didnt know that!

Hence the wise posts.

is this a joke,or is that really their age?

Future,

Two things:

1) Its a joke.

2) I am most likely going to pay dearly for it.

I was about to say,WOAHHHH!

Nice try its, but your flanking action isn't working too well...did you remember to take the caps off of those bottles of Shea Bernaise? You might be able to slow them down by scattering some coupons around...they'll always reach for those with their mechanical snatchers.

MENSA?

Members Embittered Now Significantly Aged.

You're right its...most folks won't know that...but the wise posts...how do they figure in?

Correction again.

Gotwood - 27

I'm trying.

Ahhh...that's more like it...back to my irresponsible age when I knew everything.

Thanks its...you can "come out, come out, wherever you are!"

I think I better go now.

LOL

Gracefully its...gracefully.

quote:

Originally posted by futurecatcher27:
at age 16(well,2 months away),thats a depressing name

hey me too haha im 17 though, but I've been old for a while

quote:

Now here comes trouble:

Orlando - 79
TPM - 77
Lafmom - 75

Yep!!! Trouble is knocking at your door!!!

I've been looking in a mirror all week after we stayed in a hotel last weekend after going to a Braves game and the clerk asked me if I had an AARP card!!!

LAF,

It was a typo - a 7 instead of a 2.

It should have read:

Orlando - 29
TPM - 27
LafMom - 25

LOL

quote:

Originally posted by itsinthegame:
Dont feel bad - we have many posters here in their 70's and 80's.

Gotwood is - 83
ClevelandDad - 78
PG Staff - 82
TRHit - 83
Fungo - 92
Infielddad - 77
Justbaseball - 78
Beenthere - 81
Bullwinkle - 106 (but only because he can run really fast)

Now here comes trouble:

Orlando - 79
TPM - 77
Lafmom - 75

I am 32 - so I am with you.

Does anybody know when the memorial service for itsinthegame is being held?

Hey It's...

How's the view out in the Dog House? I suspect it wasn't the MENSA members who put you there, but rather the WOMEMSA members.

its, its, its (shakes head). Enjoying your little dance with death? They say that with age comes wisdom....but here we have an example of age sometimes arriving on 'its' (ahem) own.

How about a math problem? If Orlando is 79 (or 29) and has a son who is a senior in college, at what age did Orlando give birth? Answer: don't know exactly, but either occurance would have made the cover of the National Enquirer.

laf, I just got my first Senior Citizen discount at a hotel last weekend; a mixed blessing.....

But you apparently did not hit the right places in Atlanta. I've been carded there three times this year! Of course, that has a great deal to do with the fact that I was out with a herd of ballplayers. And I haven't figured out if it was simply house policy (the house apparently being Helen Keller's Bar & Grille), extreme Southern hositality, or a local ordinance to keep visitors returning in spite of the appalling highway system!

Orlando - I can deal with the fact I haven't been carded in many years. However, since I'm only in my early fourties, I wasn't ready for a question about AARP! I think the young gal just needs laser eye surgery!! At least that's what I'm telling myself!!!

Traveling around Atlanta was a bit of a challenge! However, I was afraid to mention that out of fear It's would say I'm too old to be driving on the interstate!

You guys are too funny!

I love this place...it is the ONLY place where I an NOT considered an old timer!

its, its, its.... I had only just gotten to know you... but I was hoping for a lasting friendship...

Now I just sit here shaking my head, thinking how nice it is that I can disclaim all knowledge of you...

"Its? Never met the guy, but the lynch mob was headed right over that way..."

I can't believe I forgot futurebackmom and Mn-Mom

Ok here - goes:

FBMom - 84
Mn-Mom - 82

77, oh you mean years wisdom wise, I get it, I think!

Its...

Though you may find yourself in the dog house, I would caution you to steer clear of the "dog years" route. Though it might be well intended, it would almost certainly ruffle the fur or feathers of some of our WOMENSA members.

Beez:

quote:

Originally posted by Beezer:
Does anybody know when the memorial service for itsinthegame is being held?

And his hard headstone will read....

"Here lies a fine man named its...
A few things he just don't gits...
When it comes to sayin' a woman's age...
its, I'm afraid, was surely no sage...
And the women threw him their fits."