"His Stump Consistently Trumped His Pitchability."

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What does it all mean? Beats me.

All I know is this stump is covered entirely with extremely sticky pitch...I've been stuck to it for the better part of two weeks!



Can anyone else sort it all out?

I would say woody, that you are stuck to your work.

If we only had about 3 dozen of those pitch filled stumps right now.
We could make some money.

EH

As for the answer to the Thread.
I'm Stumped.

I think it's about the Donald and his ability to pitch his product.
Exactly what is Trumps product.
Himself?

Woody if it's possible for you to get on top of the Stump, you can
use the Moises Alou method of hand extraction.
EH

i am gonna quess here

Could it be that his positive write ups or accolades from coaches etc. were always better than his actual pitching performances or ability to get it done on the mound

well- thats all i got!

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That's a good guess KC. Be leaf it or knot it makes sense to me!

I think your right GW,
KC Nailed it??

EH

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Originally posted by theEH:
If we only had about 3 dozen of those pitch filled stumps right now.
We could make some money.

EH

Which guy do you want to be EH?

Well you know I could never grow a beard as full and dark as that, So I'll be the Pitchman on the right.
He's goofy enough looking, I could just act normal and play him.

EH

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Anthony Sullivan for you and Billy Mays for me.

My solution for growing a Billy Maysian beard?

I know I've tried a big Sharpie before.
But I get half way across my face and I pass out on the fumes??
I notice you have the Tom Selleck model Sharpie
( the Magnum )

EH

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It's called a rad Sharpie© marker high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
Friends around the campfire and everybody's high
Sharpie© marker high!

That was actually in pgcrosschecker. I am trying to figure it out myself and am checking on it. My best guess is that it is a typo and probably means His stump STUFF consistently trumped his pitchability. Meaning the pitchers raw stuff is ahead of his pitchability at this time.

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I dunno' PG...I'm stickin' with stump.

I have a friend who lost a leg. In his case "stump" might have made sense!

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I would have liked to have seen him pitch!

Hey! Who said MAGNUM??!!

All I can thnk of is Pegleg Pete from family guy. Anyone have a picture? Can't find one anywhere.

I thought I would check the online Urban Dictionary to see if it could shed any light on this, seeing as we're all definitely stumped. Here's what I found, with examples of proper usage:

1. stump
the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)
"Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip."

2. stump
A short, poorly dressed **** actress;
"Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore."

3. stump
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
"That girl is fine, but hot dang... what a stump!"
(I assume a guy could also be a stump, from the woman's perspective)

4. stump
a person who is short and stubby in stature
"Brian, you are such a stupid little stump."

5. stump
the bottom part of a muffin.
"what, u dont like the stump?"

6. stump
v. (politics) The act of delivering a stump speech.

I think KC is closest to the truth so far. I would lean towards this being about a kid who talks a big game, but doesn't match it on the field.

There was a reality TV series a few years back called Everest. It basically was about a bunch of rich guys trying to climb the mountain so they could go back and impress their friends. I believe they said the costs were something like 75,000/person to be part of a climb.

Anyhoo... one of the guys had both of his legs amputated above the knees and he wanted to be the first double amputee to climb Mt. Everest. What seemed silly to me was that the guy lost his legs from frost bite on another climb in Africa. Oh well...

The guy eventually made it to the summit of Everest. His legs were so worn down by the climb however that he could not make it back down under his own power. They had to have Sherpa's haul him down in a sled. He said that his legs were so sore from where the prostetics were fitted that they basically turned into "stump juice" - it caused him to lose another 4-6 inches off his stumps when he got back to the hospital Question - Is trying to impress your friends really worth losing your stumps over?

What the???!!!! I know Kilimanjaro has snow on it (or used to), but is it really possible to get frostbite severe enough, in AFRICA, to lose both locomotive limbs?

These sherpas go up and down Everest all the time, usually without oxygen, and never get any credit. Hilary did credit Tenzing Norkay. I wonder if this guy ever even learned the names of his sherpa rescuers.........

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Originally posted by Krakatoa:
What the???!!!! I know Kilimanjaro has snow on it (or used to), but is it really possible to get frostbite severe enough, in AFRICA, to lose both locomotive limbs?

These sherpas go up and down Everest all the time, usually without oxygen, and never get any credit. Hilary did credit Tenzing Norkay. I wonder if this guy ever even learned the names of his sherpa rescuers.........

Sorry about that Krak - it was Mt. Cook in New Zealand where he had the accident. Here is a link to the story...

http://www.oandpbiznews.com/200611b/oe_ex2.asp

Ahhhh, Nuh Zillin!

Thanks for the link, CD. I'm afraid to look, for there might be......... pictures.

CD,
Chicks dig scars, pain goes away, but glory lasts forever!

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
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That's a good guess KC. Be leaf it or knot it makes sense to me!

Who knows - I could be bark ing up the wrong tree!

Maybe they were referring to Curt Shilling when he was out stumping for George Bush!

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CD,
Chicks dig scars, pain goes away, but glory lasts forever!

Now why did that strike me as hilarious when we are talking about stumps and amputations???

I'm sure you all know the story of 'Skip' the water skier?

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Skip the water skier?

Does the story end something like this?



While fueling the fun he ends up getting creamed. Is it that the story Krak?

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Skip the water skier?

Does the story end something like this?

I don't want to give away the ending Woody, but I can tell you he eventually changes his name to Bob.

No Spizzle, Skip had a twin brother named Bob.
Before they're unfortunate accident.
Skip and Bob used to tour the Logger Rodeo and Monster Truck Stump Jumping Rally.
Bob and Skip were World Champion Tagteam Log Roller's.

Until Bob bought the Creamy instead of Chunky.
Well I really can't tell you the rest of what happened.
It's to horrifying.
Maybe someone else could explain.
It's to hard on me.
The Girls ought to Love me??
I've been scared for life.

EH

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Is this sequence getting us any closer to the whole story?

No - No we were talking about Bob with No Brain.
or BWNB

Were so Far Away,
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore??

Woody , Now how do you think that make's the Slip-Knot Feel??

Everybody need's to be needed.
He can't help it if sometime's he's shallow.

EH

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I don't want to give away the ending Woody, but I can tell you he eventually changes his name to Bob.

Skip's family has a SeaRay fully equipped for water skiing. Bob's family has a Sevylor inflatable two-man raft.

They are not related, and their economic circumstances are revealing. They do, however, have one thing in common -- or rather four.

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Is it Ty-D-Bol™ that gives those photos a blue tinge Krak?

I've given it my best couple of shots with my top-o'-the-line Junior Space Cadet secret decoder ring and I can't find anything at all about Bob!



A little help...please?

Why to I feel like I have been taken to the woodshed for starting this topic? ;-)

Honestly, it all seems to be related to cricket moreso than baseball. Maybe you'd accidentally clicked on a "2009 PG Nationals Cricket - Hindustan" link

Was his arm amputated?



The scout is a poet, and they don't even know it!