My son received a camp invite email from a program (that I will not name) that began with the following paragraph . I am not making this up.
“Dear [Player],
We have seen you play this past year and saw some things that we liked. However, there were some things that we had concern with as well in your skill set. As a program we pride ourselves on being honest during the recruiting process. We would like to see you play again to see if you have made any improvements before we invite you to campus for a visit in the fall.”
Weird, but when I put this into Google translation, the following came out:
“Dear [Schlub],
We have seen you play and, well…let’s just say you’re not the greatest. However, in the (unlikely) event that you have improved, why don’t you spend some of your (or your parents’) time and hard earned dough and come on down to our camp! Who knows, we may deign to invite you for a real visit this coming fall. Hey, just being honest…and as everyone knows, if you insert “just being honest” into an email message, you can basically say whatever you want -- even if it comes off as arrogant and borderline insulting!!”
Well, that last part I made up. But the first message is verbatim from this coach’s email! To add to this, the coach sent a second email that started with "Sorry…" I didn’t have time to read the whole message when I first glanced at it, but I assumed that he was going to say “Sorry this was not intended for you...” or “Sorry the tone of my email was not meant to offend…” or something similar. NO! His message was “Sorry I forgot to attach the camp information in my prior email message”! Again, not making this up. Just to add more context, this particular program had previously reached out my son and said they were very interested. At that point I guess they left out the whole "things we had concern with" thing LOL!
I don’t think my son is interested in this prgram in any event, but if it were me, I couldn't cross these guys off the list fast enough!! This guy is an absolute marketing whiz!! If this whole assisting coaching thing doesn’t pan out, there is a future for him on Madison Ave!!
Btw, this is clearly a “form” mass email mailing. Boy I bet this camp sells out in a few hours! Who knows I'm sure some would find this faux "honesty" refreshing and sign right up!
Sincerly, Father of Schlub (aka FOS)