I finished eating the salad

Bear1,000+ posts

I was in the restaurant when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished eating the salad, yet could not
help noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

5/15/1011:04 AM

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bsbl2471,000+ posts

Now that's funny Bear! I hope you don't mind if I Copy & Paste this and send it over to my dad? You can never go wrong with good **** Joke!

5/15/1011:42 PM

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