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Are you talking about Abdul Al-Azzizi Hussein Mahaydri Moussaf Al-Bozo, aka "The Shoe"?

Cleveland has been following him for years. "Throws straight shi*," says scout Tommy "The Surge" Benson, "and everything is up in the zone."

Benson has worked with The Shoe for the better part of eight years, and nearly had a deal to trade him to Texas for cash. "This latest escapade obviously kills that deal," said Benson, "but he's definitely got a future in the pen."
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Originally posted by Bum:
Cleveland has been following him for years. "Throws straight shi*," says scout Tommy "The Surge" Benson, "and everything is up in the zone."


Did you mean to say "Throws straight shi'ite,"?


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Originally posted by theEH:

Shoeless Joe Al Zeadi??


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Originally posted by gobig:

...and for once he actually leaned to the left!!







I was impressed when I first saw the video and had to watch again only to find that the clown was a righty. They are a dime a dozen.
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Got this today in a email :

Shoe-throwing Right-hander Impresses Scouts

In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season, the New York Yankees today signed Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi to a three-year deal worth $32 million.

The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankee scouts with his performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President George W. Bush.

While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws "had great velocity and good movement," said Yankee owner Hank Steinbrenner.

"The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the middle," Mr. Steinbrenner said.

The Yankee boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him.

"That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston," he said.
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Originally posted by coach2709:
Sorry guys but it was just reported on ESPN 8 "The Ocho" that al - Zeidi will play in the USPL (US Penal League) and has just been signed by the Guantanamo Bay Jailbirds.

His jersey number will be H579-3290


Is he going to get a free ride on ICE Air or ConAir, either one, the fastest growing airlines in the US? They don't even charge for a meal or extra baggage!

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