LaVar has nothing on LaTim...
I don't draft in the TEL (Tim the Enchanter League) since only LaTim has the skills to pick best flame throwers, and only Tim can decide these things.
No one can groom themselves for the TEL and since only I can coach in the TEL, and the it does not matter since only LaTim matters in all things related to the TEL
If you would like your son to become a TEL participant with the chance to be a real flame thrower send $10,000* and an application to the TEL at:
LaTim the Enchanter
Killer Rabbit Way, The Badlands
Kingdom of the Knights who say Ni
*All deposits are non-refundable which make since only the chosen few can become a true flame throwers and the risk of loosing $10,000 is nothing compared to being a disciple of La Tim.