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A compromise is in order. IMO.

Build a "Hulk Wing" to a section of the Hall of Fame building in Cooperstown. Only steroid and HGH users can be elected into this part of the HOF.

You can have a bronze statue of a needle - and a big pill - at the front entrance.

In addition to viewing all of the plaques and uniforms and films of the players in this wing - Visitors can also particpate in some fun - taking make believe "placebo" pills - and getting "clear cream" massages from pretty girl attendants.

And in one corner of the wing - Pete Rose will host his own "betting station" - with real money card games and sports bets.

In another corner - you can go to the Sammy Sosa
"make believe I cant speak English" tutorial sessions - held twice a day.

You can make it work if you try. You just need to compromise a little - and everyone will be happy.

There is a solution to every thorny issue.

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