No man shall refer to Fall as Autumn.

No man shall own or walk a dog in public that is smaller than a football.

No man shall correct another mans spelling under any circumstance.

No man shall have lip balm or flavored candy in his pocket at any time. Except Tr. he is exempt.
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Man Law #1 ---spelling--"Autum" is spelled AUTUMN

If my Westie reads this she will be at your door mucho quicko
No man shall stalk another man on a different thread forum.
TR- quit following me!
No you can not sit with me at the same table on the same side!
Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.
Never speak in the middle of a Man's back-swing!

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean. TR now please don't go tattle on me! Women are not allowed here.

Men do not become "cold" when outdoors under any circumstances, nor do they use the word "chilly", i.e.Tr. If a man feels the urge to become warmer, this is actually the brain's way of saying to the rest of the body.
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