Multiple Sports

[QUOTE]Originally posted by PGStaff:

Maybe someone could research all of this and come up with some better answers. Personally, I don't see any big disadvantage in playing other sports. However, some have improved greatly by playing year around.

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PG,

Deal time - I will perform the study in return for the following remuneration:

1) A lifetime supply of David's sunflower seeds - delivered to my door every day for the rest of my natural life.

2) My own - personalized - Golf cart - with shiny rims on the tires - for use at all PG events.

3) 137 bottles of Newcastle brown ale.

4) An article - on the front page of the PG website - that proclaims me as the greatest seed spitter that ever lived. This article must remain on the front page for 4 years.

5) A golden spittoon - to collect all the sunflower seed shells.

Whatdaya say - a deal?

Sorry I wasn't clear. Tim Stoddard coaches at Northwestern. He played at NC State

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3) 137 bottles of Newcastle brown ale.

It's probably only right that someone from WI who understands and respects the art of fermentation holds and protects the ale until the study is complete.........I think I'm up for it.

rz1 - agreed.

In addition to acting as Trustee for this potential transaction - please also consider being my agent for what I believe will be very long - and very difficult negotiations.

I offer you 20% of the the beer for your services.

And he is an outstanding coach and very very big!

Its,

Is there room for negotiation? Please answer and/or consider the following.

1 - We can provide the seeds, but the daily deliveries could get difficult. Would you except weekly deliveries?

2 - Would you want gas or battery powered golf cart? I assume you will want state of the art beverage holders?

3 - Does that have to be exactly 137 bottles and are we expected to serve those? What temperature?

4 - Would you consider a three year deal on the front page if we included a large photo?

5 - Would you settle for a few brass spittoons if we threw in a gold diamond studded tooth to replace the one you lost while working out?

Anxiously awaiting your reply, we might be able to work things out.

PG,

I think your initial proposal is very encouraging - and I look forward to making this transaction as mutually beneficial to both of us as possible.

I appreciate your patience - and promise to respond to your initial proposal - either directly (if rz1 declines my offer) - or through my agent (if rz1 accepts my offer) - no later than 7:00 p.m. tomorrow.

Sincerely - Its

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In addition to acting as Trustee for this potential transaction - please also consider being my agent for what I believe will be very long - and very difficult negotiations.

I''m here for you "its", for as long as it takes.

PG - there you have it.

It is now in the hands of my agent - Mr. RZ1

You can expect our counter offer prior to the 7:00 p.m. deadline tomorrow.

Wait iitg, don't sell yourself short. You are the best seed spitter that ever lived!

What about the hedgefunds? Better yet, maybe in your case, make it hedgehogs.

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It is now in the hands of my agent - Mr. RZ1

The paperwork is in order and is being transported to Cedar Rapids by an armored dog Sled led by a team of toy poodles and the best musher the State of GA has to offer. Until it arrives the contract is binding on our secret handshake.

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