Lord, please take me back 30yrs and make me an above average baseball player with plenty of upsize. But most of all, find me a team in the summer to play for that is located ANYWHERE in Hawaii.
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The Navy recruiter told me if "Hawaii" was all I wanted, he'd make sure I got it. 
All I want is for my knees to not hurt after hitting grounders and fly balls to my son.
I see this thread is a race to the bottom:
All I want is for my back not to hurt after watching a game.
All I want is for my back not to hurt after watching a game.
Swampboy, that made me laugh out loud!
Julie
quote:All I want is for my back not to hurt after watching a game.
Julie
I just want my shoulder, wrist, and elbow to last 2 more years until son is out of HS. It is not looking good. I may have to move the L-screen in another 10 feet to about 30'!