Prancer and Blitzen have both been reported as missing by authorities in the North Pole.
Apparently - they both decided to take a little trip to the mountains of North Carolina before the Christmas rush.
Witnesses claim - this past Tuesday - to have seen two reindeer being carried out of the woods near Asheville by a "strange looking man" with a funny hat and a large musket-like weapon - but these claims have yet to be substantiated.
The witnesses also claim that the man was whistling some type of Italian tune as he hustled the two unfortunate - and apparently lifeless - animals into the trunk of his car.
The FBI has gotten involved - and so far - the only lead they have is a phone call by some individual claiming to be a Moose - and distant relative of the two reindeer. The Moose has claimed that he knows who got the reindeer - but the FBI has not released any information at this point.
Stay tuned.
And get ready for some good eatin!
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