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Prancer and Blitzen have both been reported as missing by authorities in the North Pole.

Apparently - they both decided to take a little trip to the mountains of North Carolina before the Christmas rush.

Witnesses claim - this past Tuesday - to have seen two reindeer being carried out of the woods near Asheville by a "strange looking man" with a funny hat and a large musket-like weapon - but these claims have yet to be substantiated.

The witnesses also claim that the man was whistling some type of Italian tune as he hustled the two unfortunate - and apparently lifeless - animals into the trunk of his car.

The FBI has gotten involved - and so far - the only lead they have is a phone call by some individual claiming to be a Moose - and distant relative of the two reindeer. The Moose has claimed that he knows who got the reindeer - but the FBI has not released any information at this point.

Stay tuned.

And get ready for some good eatin!

Big Grin
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
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My goodness, I thought you were kidding but I just heard an apparent confirmation of the incident on our local radio station. Eek

This report mentioned that the "strange looking man" also has two strong, athletic-looking sons who carry big sticks! The situation sounds very dangerous for reindeer and their ilk - or elk - or mooses.
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