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Whaddya think Smokey...he could work out just fine, right?
    He's a life long Cub fan.

    He already owns a decent and extensive Cub themed wardrobe.

    Insight? He's quite knowledgeable on the inner workings of the Cub organization. He knows all of the security personnel by name.

    He's well known throughout all of Cubdom.

    Telegenic? Without question. Voice? Pent up excitement. Glued to the radio...the great unknown! Can't wait!

    Bonus: It's rumored he can pronounce last names backwards. "Namtrab!"

    He handles pressure better than most.

    He'll take a position and will give lively and honest commentary, won't hold back...no fence sitter or rail leaner he!

    Superstitions? Bad luck? Heck, he doesn't own a goat...he is the goat! Now all of the bad goat stuff can be managed nicely within his contract!

    Moisés who?


It's a win, win, win situation.
    He gets to sit and watch all of the games way away from any controversy. Leave the front row for Uecker.

    Management gets a bonafide Cub loving celebrity...they adore them!

    Will the fans get stirred up? See that Osterizer©? Punch up puree!


He's perfect for the job. Imagine his contentment...he'll have a ball!


Wink

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