RJM posted:Ex pulls up to the field in the first inning. She finds what she believes to be a great parking spot. When she sat down I walked over and politely explained there’s a reason why those spaces were still available. It’s where foul balls land off right handed hitters all game long.
Her: You don’t get to tell me what to do anymore!
Me : Just trying to help.
Her: Get lost!
Two innings later a foul ball breaks her windshield.
Friend: You’re really enjoying this.
Me: Oh yes. I’m killing myself trying not to bust out laughing.
you are a better man then me! I would have just kept quiet and prayed that it smashed over and over...you got best of both worlds!