Perfect Game introduces PG Cadaver

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Jerry then decided to move to Colorado Springs and have an illicit affair with a ..... oops, wrong Jerry....

Then he decided to run for Congress... because not having paid his taxes for so many years, he figured the only way out was a Cabinet position, actually running the IRS....

I should be getting ready for the meeting with my CPA, instead of this...


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Pretty funny stuff BOF

That other thread was funny too - the dead-pan humor in that thread was killing me (puns intended woodrow)

Seriously, maybe they could put a stop watch on the cadavers. Fastest decay time makes the team and so forth

I fail to see the humor in this thread!

Wait! This gives new meaning to a baseball advertisement I once saw... We take them from the CRADLE to the GRAVE!

We will beat that... We will take them from the cradle to the grave... AND BEYOND!

The 08 S.D Padres @ 63-99 would fill out the roster nicely

CD,

For those old timers who might remember...
In memory of Gary

How good would the Cleveland Cadavers be if they didn't have Lebron?

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Originally posted by PGStaff:
How good would the Cleveland Cadavers be if they didn't have Lebron?

Not very good indeed!

By playing like Cadavers in 2002/2003, it allowed them to take LeBron in the draft so there are in fact advantages to playing like a "stiff"

It was like the old joke when the Bulls were in their heyday....

Q: Who is the best basketball team on the planet?

A: You, me, and Michael Jordan.

Should we stay tuned for the next installments of "Field Of Cadavers", "Bad News Cadavers", "The Cadaver", and "Bull Cadaver"?

I'm dying to hear how BOF's story turns out.

This is just too funny. I predict a Golden Thread here, and possibly a "wiki-novel" made from this thread by the time it's all said and done.

Is formalin a performance enhancing drug?

Seriously folks, if there are any parents out there who really just want their kids to get to the highest level of the game, Jerry can do it.

PG...I remember Gary and the LeBron debates we used to have. I wonder how Gary is getting along?

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Seriously folks, if there are any parents out there who really just want their kids to get to the highest level of the game, Jerry can do it.

spizzle,

I do consider you a friend and I think you really meant what you posted above. Thanks!

However, truth is, there are lots of parents and kids that I can't help get to the next level let alone the highest level. We can only help get them to the level where they truly belong. The player is the key ingredient, not us.

Ah geez Jerry, I must have caught you in a serious mood today.
But all respect and due praise aside, if you can't take 'em to the promised land, there's always this guy!

I don't know why anyone around here takes me takes me serious anymore

Sorry about the serious stuff. Should have known better! Back to something a bit less serious... Like Death and Cadavers!

I am pretty sure the team would be made up of dead pull hitters.

I've already managed to scare up some interest. They'll be in touch soon -

i just saw an ad for perfect game cadavers, they said people were dieing to go.

Krak ,

Looks like a
Bunch of "DEAD ARMS"

Bring 'em on, Krak...
...I suspect PG has his own group of ringers ready to go

This guy is obviously doing some pre-scouting....

sorry....I think I may have 'killed' this thread....

Size and body type are very important ingredients when grading a cadaver. They all tend to be slow twitch athletes without a real feel for the game.

Anybody remember Bubby Brister - the one time quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers? He had his knee reconstructed and received two ligaments from none other than - you guessed it - a cadaver

Krak, you didn't kill it... you just put it on ice!

I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. "Slow twitch"... LOL!

Cut down day must be especially tough...

Some of the guys from the cold weather states may be a little late in arriving......

This debate has been going on for a long time and is occasionally even challenged in the court system. I do wonder what PG's official stance is on non-cadaverous players playing with the cadavers?

They should all be one big happy family. But I'd sure hate to have three cadavers patrolling my outfield.

From another thread titled "Can you be too fast to play the infield"... Answer is NO, but you can definitely be too fast to be a cadaver.

Krak,

Your photo above of the "little sister" and "concessions" is the scariest one I've ever seen on this site! Are you sure you had the right holiday on your calendar?

and the story continues……

PG hears the voice again, "let me ease the pain," which prompts him to contact 1960s rock star TRHit (Tom Rizzi) who had once played in a band in the golden days of Rock and has retreated into a life of solitude and occassional postings on HSBBW. He wrote that as a child he dreamed of playing with Credence Clearwater Revival and Jimmy Hendrix.

PG travels to New Jersey with his wife's blessing to find TR and bring him to a Rock Concert in New York, which both he and his wife had envisioned in a dream after drinking way too much cheep beer At the concert, PG sees a message on the in the smoke telling him to find a Moose, Bullwinkle.

He also hears the voice once more, urging him to "go the bathroom." PG initially pretends not to have seen or heard anything, but admits it as he and TR has been drinking too much cheep beer again. TR decides to ride with PG to his home in Iowa, which TR’s familiy can not understand why anyone would want to go to Iowa. His wife keeps mumbliing IOWA? IOWA? What the hell will you do in Iowa?

While travelling to Iowa, they pass through a small town in where they see a sign “got wood for sale” They inquire at the local newspaper, where they are told Got Wood died in 1972 (in real-life, he had died in 1965). A confused PG and TR return to their motel room and discover that Got Wood had been reported missing. PG decides to go out for a walk while TR phones his father, who had also reported him missing.

During the walk, PG discovers that he has somehow been transported back in time to 1972. He quickly finds Got Wood, who has been working as a tree trimmer since his brief time in the major leagues. When he asks why he left baseball for tree trimming, Got Wood answers that - after his brief experience in the big leagues - he couldn't bear returning to the minor leagues again, and he felt bad for the wood everytime a ball hit a bat, so he left baseball instead and followed his father into tree trimming. PG asked Got Wood if he ever had a wish. Got Wood tells PG that his wish is to hit the ball run through first, then through second, and slide into third and wrap his arms around the MN MOM while she was sitting on the bag…..

Back to work…..