Quotes

"no kid ever robbed a bank while playing on a baseball field"

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Originally posted by pawismom:
"no kid ever robbed a bank while playing on a baseball field"

Chan Ho Park did. Just ask any Rangers fan.

The only place in the world where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Don't let anyone out work you or hustle more than you.

Second Place is the First Loser.

“May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.”

So I'm a day early...

Thank you, Sir O'Gotwood!

If you guys don't won't watch it with the Irish puns, I wouldn't be surprised if they move this thread clover to unusually unusual.

Ah, me lad, the Luck O the Irish would prevent such a tragedy from ever taking place on St. Paddy's Day Eve. Let the blarney continue...

Your talent for responses is making me GREEN with envy.

Certainly never bodhrán in here...

I rish people would recognize what a talent Woody truly is.

Two others who deserve recognition in this category are definitely JT and OB44.

Deny it if you must, but we can still Pogue fun at you.

Why the Boot? It's not Columbus Day.

To all my Irish kinsman...

(...okay, I'm not truly Irish, but my mother's maiden name was Kelly...)

I'll take a seat on the Patty O'Furniture and hoist a cold one in honor of the green.

Bring on "in good taste" Irish jokes as it raises the hair on the neck of my wife, the former Mary Kathleen O'Neill. I think me annoying her on St Pats is even more traditional than green beer. Come to think of it I think I probably annoy her in any day ending in "y".

An Irish PfUN PfEST?
BRILLIANT!!!

All in honor of me and my 45th birthday on St. Patrick's Day.

I strtd mi sT. paTriks celebrayting a litle to earlie i think. Grean beer tastses reel grate. Hapy st. pAtriCks daY.

The pumphouse will be open tomorrow around noon or 3:15 (depending on the outcome of USA/Mexico), and all are welcome (depending on the outcome of USA/Mexico).

Try to avoid stepping in the clover. (...and other things too, if JT and his dog get there before you).

Ok, I'll stir the pot a bit, St. Patrick was an Orange Man! So say the Scots.

JT, Mrs. Smokey’s birthday as well. She doesn’t have a drop of Irish blood, Sicilian.

Your birthdays are a piece O’cake!!!!!!!!

Lots of good McKarma!

JT, Mrs. Smokey, and all the other lepruchans:

Happy O'Birthday! .. or is it

O'Happy Birthday!!!

Have a very Happy Day JT!!!!

Top-O-The-Morning to ye all.

Not my favorite but a good one.

Live quote by Jerry Ganville when he told an official after a bad call that the NFL stood for "NOT FOR LONG".

This applies to HS coaches if they don't win.