Pass this to any senior you know. or, file away for future reference.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
In-line skates and a walker.
But, otherwise, anything goes.
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Have a blessed Christmas.
H-mom
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"For unto you is born this day ...a Savior ..."
