Snow, Snow, Snow

I called the Kerry Headquarters and they said it was President Bush's fault. Look for it to be on CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS tonight - "Bush Policies Cause Late Snowfall in Southeast! Demo's urge for Immediate Special Council to Investigate!"

Personally I believe it is the Grand Pooh-Bah's fault. Snowflakes are still falling on the main page of this website and in Alabama - Tennessee...

It’s just all around “Bad Luck” having the Snow Flakes on the main Web Page!

I know our buddy “Bizzaz” would agree with me that its just plain flirting with disaster to have snow flakes falling on a baseball web site when its trying to be spring! It all started with that stupid groundhog and now Mr. Freeze is having one more waltz.

If our all illustrious grand supreme leader the Great Grand Pooh Baah would only realize the flaunting of the snow flakes is bringing great stress to our large and broad delegation from Tennessee. Mule Mix will not even cut through this White stuff.

Where’s Hiwassee Vol when you need him! He can fix anything!

When I protested before, HiwasseeVol informed me that the oversized dandruff on the main page was Bob's doing. HV has apparently washed his hands of the matter. Could be he's afraid he might have to buy Bob's lunch next time they get together.

Bob has turned a deaf ear to our cry to get rid of the foul white stuff.

I have no doubt that the freakish weather you are suffering over in West Tennessee is being produced by a combination of Bob's indifference to our plight and, of course, global warming.

TennDad, Help is on the way!