Tryouts next week.
Please bring check book.
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What's the cost and do they need to bring a note from the doctor???
Is there a charge for tryouts?
No doctors note necessary.
There will be thousands of scouts from all over the world.
Cost will depend on player potential.
There will be thousands of scouts from all over the world.
Cost will depend on player potential.
Bring your own Flu!
Ken,
It is extremely disappointing that you are taking this world crisis lightly. It is typical of your narrow minded attitude towards life in general. Doctors all over the world have confirmed that this virus could absolutely devastate the human race. I know that it is true, because I saw it on television and it was later confirmed on the radio. Obviously, you think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Elvis is dead, and 911 was orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden and not George Bush. Wake up and smell the roses, it is right there in front of you on CNN.
Or was this a promotion of your adult, overweight dating scene?
I hope the playoffs start soon. I don't know how long I can go without the ability to criticize bad coaching moves, abusive pitch counts and how unfair it is that we had to play 1 game in rounds 2, 4 and 6.
It is extremely disappointing that you are taking this world crisis lightly. It is typical of your narrow minded attitude towards life in general. Doctors all over the world have confirmed that this virus could absolutely devastate the human race. I know that it is true, because I saw it on television and it was later confirmed on the radio. Obviously, you think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Elvis is dead, and 911 was orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden and not George Bush. Wake up and smell the roses, it is right there in front of you on CNN.
Or was this a promotion of your adult, overweight dating scene?
I hope the playoffs start soon. I don't know how long I can go without the ability to criticize bad coaching moves, abusive pitch counts and how unfair it is that we had to play 1 game in rounds 2, 4 and 6.
quote:Originally posted by Vanlandingham:
Ken,
It is extremely disappointing that you are taking this world crisis lightly. It is typical of your narrow minded attitude towards life in general. Doctors all over the world have confirmed that this virus could absolutely devastate the human race. I know that it is true, because I saw it on television and it was later confirmed on the radio. Obviously, you think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Elvis is dead, and 911 was orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden and not George Bush. Wake up and smell the roses, it is right there in front of you on CNN.
Or was this a promotion of your adult, overweight dating scene?
I hope the playoffs start soon. I don't know how long I can go without the ability to criticize bad coaching moves, abusive pitch counts and how unfair it is that we had to play 1 game in rounds 2, 4 and 6.
Dang Lynn...
Where you been?
quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:quote:Originally posted by Vanlandingham:
Ken,
It is extremely disappointing that you are taking this world crisis lightly. It is typical of your narrow minded attitude towards life in general. Doctors all over the world have confirmed that this virus could absolutely devastate the human race. I know that it is true, because I saw it on television and it was later confirmed on the radio. Obviously, you think that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Elvis is dead, and 911 was orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden and not George Bush. Wake up and smell the roses, it is right there in front of you on CNN.
Or was this a promotion of your adult, overweight dating scene?
I hope the playoffs start soon. I don't know how long I can go without the ability to criticize bad coaching moves, abusive pitch counts and how unfair it is that we had to play 1 game in rounds 2, 4 and 6.
Dang Lynn...
Where you been?
I can tell you where he has been...he has been dealing with twelve 13-year-olds who forgot how to hit...and it is driving him crazy!
quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:
Tryouts next week.
Please bring check book.
DBat Mustang regards.
quote:Originally posted by collikar:quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:
Tryouts next week.
Please bring check book.
DBat Mustang regards.
No, the DBAT Mustangs are off and running already from what I know.
This is a private venture.
I heard there is a list of top pig prospects ands some serious swine swingers out there.
Who do you think the front runner is for pig pen 9A?
quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:quote:Originally posted by collikar:quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:
Tryouts next week.
Please bring check book.
DBat Mustang regards.
No, the DBAT Mustangs are off and running already from what I know.
This is a private venture.
I heard there is a list of top pig prospects ands some serious swine swingers out there.
Who do you think the front runner is for pig pen 9A?
Coaches kid of course!
quote:Originally posted by PAW-FECT:quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:quote:Originally posted by collikar:quote:Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:
Tryouts next week.
Please bring check book.
DBat Mustang regards.
No, the DBAT Mustangs are off and running already from what I know.
This is a private venture.
I heard there is a list of top pig prospects ands some serious swine swingers out there.
Who do you think the front runner is for pig pen 9A?
Coaches kid of course!
Kenny Ham-ilton Guthrie Jr.
They will all call him:
HAMMY
DBAT REGARDS.....
Purrr-fect, Paw-fect! That's the second funniest post in forever.
The pitchers throwing to hostile crowds is still at the top.
Good stuff!
The pitchers throwing to hostile crowds is still at the top.
Good stuff!
quote:Ken,
It is extremely disappointing that you are taking this world crisis lightly. It is typical of your narrow minded attitude towards life in general. Doctors all over the world have confirmed that this virus could absolutely devastate the human race.
Its sarcasm not drama
quote:Originally posted by Vanlandingham:
Its sarcasm not drama
VAN-HAM.....with a name like this you should ask the head "BOAR" (alias KG) if he needs an assistant on the South Side Swine Swingers!
Is there a little "VAN-HAMMY"?
Sueeeeeeee.....EEEEEEE!
The above can be the official chant for the SSSS!
No sarcasm.....No drama....Just FUN!
KG, good thread! This is some funny stuff!
PD, quick, shut it down before egg breath gets in here and turns it negative.
"No sarcasm....No drama....Just FUN!"(Paw-fect)...Priceless!
PD, quick, shut it down before egg breath gets in here and turns it negative.
"No sarcasm....No drama....Just FUN!"(Paw-fect)...Priceless!
Collicutie:
The "Golden Sow" would never do that!
oink oink....
I am LMAO.....best topic in a long time!
How many days till baseball....this is incredible
The South Side Swine Swingers ask all interested participants to list any list that was listed that you may have been part of.
Boss Hog Regards,
Boss Hog Regards,
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ken Guthrie:
The South Side Swine Swingers ask all interested participants to list any list that was listed that you may have been part of.
Boss Hog Regards,
OH....The pictures I could post....just to GOLDEN (blonde)to figure how to do it!
The Golden SOW has "Triplets" that are looking for a team. One is into "Sticks" one is built like a "Brick" and one has "Straw"berry hair.
OK OK OK I'm done! Out of Bacon! I promise!
The South Side Swine Swingers ask all interested participants to list any list that was listed that you may have been part of.
Boss Hog Regards,
OH....The pictures I could post....just to GOLDEN (blonde)to figure how to do it!
The Golden SOW has "Triplets" that are looking for a team. One is into "Sticks" one is built like a "Brick" and one has "Straw"berry hair.
OK OK OK I'm done! Out of Bacon! I promise!
My son would be interested in attending your tryout.
He is currently listed as the 534th best left handed junior varsity catcher in the state. I feel there is a strong chance he could move up the list if his high school coach would give him more opportunity. I know he's only 4'11"..98 lbs...but I think he has big time power potential.
I'm a purty good evaluator of baseball. I was 3rd team all county in junior high, til I threw my arm out. Probably could've gone pro.
I plan on donating a ton of money to your program in hopes of securing playing time.
Thanks for your interst in my boy.
Arnold Thepig
He is currently listed as the 534th best left handed junior varsity catcher in the state. I feel there is a strong chance he could move up the list if his high school coach would give him more opportunity. I know he's only 4'11"..98 lbs...but I think he has big time power potential.
I'm a purty good evaluator of baseball. I was 3rd team all county in junior high, til I threw my arm out. Probably could've gone pro.
I plan on donating a ton of money to your program in hopes of securing playing time.
Thanks for your interst in my boy.
Arnold Thepig
Charlotte wrote the following about my son, Wilbur:
"Some Pig"
I'm sure that should get him a position.
"Some Pig"
I'm sure that should get him a position.
quote:Originally posted by 643_DP:
Thanks for your interst in my boy.
Arnold Thepig
Green Acres is the place to be,
Farm living is the life for me,
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Me thinks LV needed a longer "honey do" list...