speedy goat

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100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter
says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how
deep it is."

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and
looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says," Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission!"