The 3 Little Pigs & Beer
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the 1st little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the 2nd little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the 3rd little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the 1st piggy.
"I would like the salad," said the 2nd piggy.
"I want beer, lots of beer," said the 3rd piggy.
The meals were brought out and after the main course the waiter asked if anyone would like dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the 1st piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the 2nd piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the 3rd piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
The 3rd little piggy replys -
"Well, somebody has to "Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
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