Too funny Josh!
Then there's always thee...
IMO...JMO...FWIW...BTW...TMI...
Or...
Some of the "Old Timer's" favorite to the "Newbie's"...
"Why don't you just relax, and just let things just play out!"
Or...
"That Topic / Subject has been discussed at nauseam! Try using the Search Bar first, next time!"
(*BTW...Just don't make the mistake of then posting on a Topic, that you've pulled up by using the Search Bar! Because, the only reply back to your reply comment / question to an older Topic Post, is a guaranteed..."Reminder" of just how OLD the original post was! LOL!