The Polls have closed--He's BA-ACK!!!!

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JT quote:
...that, or he's just trying to bamboozle us.

The Woodman is luring us all into his tangled web of mind control.

The silence is deafening!

Ok, WOODMAN,, you're BARKing up the wrong TREE if you think I LOG onto this site for just Pun and Games. You're being a real WOODPECKE.R about this!

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Originally posted by Bum:
Ok, WOODMAN,, you're BARKing up the wrong TREE if you think I LOG onto this site for just Pun and Games. You're being a real WOODPECKE.R about this!

Hey...
...I resemble that remark...

It's been over 48 hours and the authorities have been called, and the TV crime/drama series Without a Trace will have a special show that pleads for his return.



Episode Name: Lost Limb

Jack and the team search for HSBBW webster Gotwood, who goes missing in a very bad neighborhood called Illinois after a high-stakes bet with JT a HSBBW bully and gambler. Considered a good kid, Woodman was living in a foster home after 18 months on the street and seemed destined for a better life when he disappeared. The squad discovers that other websters have recently harrassed Woodman and were concerned by the fact his soulmate Play Baseball egged them on, and even participated. Jack and the others then learn that Woodman was last seen getting into a car with Virginia plates that may have had a "Baseball Dad" decal on the window. The team fears that the good kid may have gone bad.

Woody Woody,...come out come out wherever you are!!!

Don't eeeeeeeven make us come
and find you mistah!!!!,...
cause if/when we find ya,...
you just might be grounded again!!!

Lets chat and get to the root of your disappearance, eh?????

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Lets chat and get to the root of your disappearance, eh?????

Paging Dr.SSmom......Paging Dr.SSmom

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Originally posted by rz1:
It's been over 48 hours and the authorities have been called, and the TV crime/drama series Without a Trace will have a special show that pleads for his return.

If Poppy is looking for him he'll come out of hiding...
...and FAST!!!


(and so many other places I could run with that and will refrain)

Here's my guess as to what's going on with the whereabouts of Woodrow.....

JT has revoked the posting ban of Woodrow. Mrs Wood sees the post lifting the ban. Mrs Wood realizes that if Woodrow finds out the ban has been lifted, her posting abilities will return to somewhere between slim and none. Woodrow asks Mrs Wood how things are going on the HSBBweb. Mrs Wood tells him that he's not really missing much and continues typing while grinning sheepishly.

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Mrs Wood tells him that he's not really missing much and continues typing while grinning sheepishly.

Never under estimate the female mind & motives!!!

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Originally posted by Beezer:
JT has revoked the posting ban of Woodrow. Mrs Wood sees the post lifting the ban. Mrs Wood realizes that if Woodrow finds out the ban has been lifted, her posting abilities will return to somewhere between slim and none. Woodrow asks Mrs Wood how things are going on the HSBBweb. Mrs Wood tells him that he's not really missing much and continues typing while grinning sheepishly.

Beezer,

Have you been eavesdropping????

I have been concerned by the absence of my friend gotwood4sale. Therefore, I don't mess around. While some of my noted colleagues have called in the team of "Without a Trace," I have gone one better and called in a super elite group of FBI agents. WE'LL FIND THE WOODSMAN IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES! I'm counting on my buddies here to find him!

Coach,
I think you're on to something

The Wood F(p)iles

I love the play baseball conspiracy theory...


I even had sent gotwood4sale a PM to let him know...
...guess that email never made it to the recipient...
...it just vanished, like (saw)dust in the wind!

Hmmmm,...come to think of it,... havent seen the Winkle ( aka: King of the Forrest ) around these parts for a while either.
Makes one wonder,...doesnt it!!!!

Maybe gotwood, got moose...

JT JT JT,..thats it,..I just figured it out!

You gave the Woodsman your passwords,..and he's logged on as YOU!!!!

I'm RIGHT!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

Who neeeds Sherlock Holmes when you've got self declared Super Sleuth SSMOM!!!!!

All applause is always welcome!!!
Quit hiding under JT's avatar Woodman,....we KNOW its YOU!!!!!!

You're funny, ssmom. Not even close. Score it...
...E-6-mom

I'm posting so much to keep my mind off of my son's impending college start tomorrow. The pictures are in Woody's honor.

SSM

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Lets chat and get to the root of your disappearance, eh?????

I don't know anything about Woody's disappearance.
There is no evidence, I mean connection to any woodman sighting in the WEST.
Of course I did see a Flock of Spotted Owl's headed to Tillimook
Carrying something that looked like a log.
EH

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Originally posted by play baseball:
Beezer,

Have you been eavesdropping????

Nope merely exposing the Woodrow Conspiracy

Also...
...any guesses on the # of posts gotwood4sale will hit between 1201 AM and 1230 AM???

I was just checking out the Perfect Game site and went to their message board. I saw a poster whose name is LumberVendor and he registered on February 4, 2007. He has 2157 posts as of 5 minutes ago.

There is a new "Kismet" thread with over 1800 posts(most of them by LumberVendor) and all of them hauntingly familiar puns.



Mike F

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If a Woodman makes a bear bet with JT in the web forest...
And there is no one there to hear it...
Will he live up to the full comittment?

Apparently so....

44
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Mike F...

Karma Vu?

44
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Originally posted by observer44:
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Mike F...

Karma Vu?

...all over again.

The ROOT of the problem, Woodmans stuck on Ground Hog Day,
You just don't Mess with Quantum Physics, and expect not to be Aldered
In some Fir are a aNutbearer?
EH

Stuck? No not really, EH...my hips are merely too wide to fit through the hole to my burrow...maybe I should lay off this clover...it's addicting.

Still can't seem to get this satellite dish to work...anyone know how the Colts did on their first possession?