The sounds of silence...

Oh by the way, there was a problem late last night in the Illinois forum and every time I tried to post, some goofy message came on about some "trigger" words and then my posts were deleted and so I kept trying to post....and then magically they all appeared this morning....Looked silly, I know....I hope the problem has been solved.

play baseball,

I posted this follow-up in the IL forum, but figured I should 'splain it here, too. I hope this is not too technical for some of our less computer-literate members:

"I think the ol' Automatic Trigger Machine got a little trigger happy last night.


CoachB25 alerted me and I gave the machine a good kick this morning ..."

So there you have it! Everything seems to be working okay now.


Julie

security video last night detected the a creature dressed like the following lurking around the trigger machine and having a midwest accent

Oh, wooden ya know it, soon....




He'll be a real boy!

Don't forget to go to the General Forum and cast your official vote...
...poll closes at 9 PM Eastern Weds night.

Vote? What is this? Why are you guys voting?

I'm confused (big surprise there, huh?).

I guess I'll go along with rest of you...gimme Henry Cabot Lodge to show in the second...what are the odds?

Good Morning Woodrow

You were missed

HAL?



Is that you?

Good morning to you also...HAL.

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YAHOO!

HE'S BACK!

44
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Wow! I get up to use the john for what...a minute or two? And I've got people ecstatic that I returned.

44...if you needed to go that bad you should have banged on the door...I would have hurried it up.

Found the remote...can't figure out which sequence of buttons to push to bring the game back on...help...anyone?

Woody - I think I speak for all of us, please don't ever pull a stump like that again

Oh I won't CD...that was a close one.

Sorry about your Jeep...I told you to park it behind the rock crusher...



CD...I'm sorry too that you lost all of your CDs...those Patsy Cline one's may be hard to replace. And Al Hirt...same.

Welome back Got!

I was very concerned, not only for you, but the mental state of the rest of the HSBBW members. For a fleeting moment you were bigger than the game .

They talk of that 15 minutes of fame , did you have fun?

Fifteen minutes of fame, rz? You're telling me the first quarter is over...what's the score? Are the Bears romping?

Got,

As my daddy once told me after he knew I had "issues"

quote:

SON, IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE 'EM WITH BULLSHET

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"Are the bears romping?" That's what started this whole mess.

So, are you guys going to find a new quarterback now?

That looks like one mean redwood in that picture you posted.

It looks like the car Manning won for being the MVP

quote:

So, are you guys going to find a new quarterback now?

Did they have one?

The next time you decide to make like a tree and "leave" Woody you may want to at least let play baseball know of your whereabouts

rz:

As your daddy once told you after he knew you had 'issues'. "SON, IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE 'EM WITH BULLSHET "

Wow rz, that's very similar to what my daddy told me after I took the box of 'tissues'. "SON, IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE 'EM WITH BULLSHET, BAFFLE 'EM WITH BRILLIANCE! "



06catcherdad:

New quarterback? Where's Rex ? Did I miss something? Does Lovie know about this?

What mess? Oh...the one on CD's Jeep...that was no Bear that did that...I was just fooling around with some sticks-o-dynamite...showing CD how to blow a stump...and whamm-o...his ride was crushed.

And that redwood...it's not so much that it was mean...more like it was shattered.



And rz...what's this about Manning winning a fully loaded car? How'd he win a car...did he kick it through the uprights from 20 out at halftime and win himself a fancy car?



And no CD...she didn't leaf me outside...it's been so cold here that if she had blocked me out I wood have slivered to death...that's for sure!