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I know that if someone were to offer a "penny for my thoughts," both are worthless.

I know that if you get in your car and it doesn't start and then by some miracle it does, don't drive it anywhere but to the dealer for work. (So you are wondering if my car is one the blink? Just_Learning and Coach Kent had a good chuckle last night on me attending a game driving my wife's truck. She had my neighbor's car.)

I know that I have so many thoughts running through my head for this next year's team that it is going to be very difficult for me to wait.

I know that the following two paragraphs were a part of my English exam on punctuation and represent the only tests I ever failed. I was so hacked off that I committed them to memory. The test paragraphs were:

where bill had had had joe had had had had had had had had the better effect upon the teacher

that that is is that that is not is not that that is not is not that that is nor is that that is that that is not

Above all:

I know what I know but I know what I know. Some people know what they know but don't really know what they know. You know? I know what I know but I know what I know.
You don't need to play in the Cape to get drafted.

During fall scout ball...just sit on a fast ball, look for it up in the zone and kill it.

High School baseball coaches are the most underpaid, yet hardest working people I know.

Your High School ballplayer will learn diverse landscaping skills.

Hotdogs taste better at the ballpark than at home.

A clean ballplayer is normally a pitcher.

The smell of infield dirt is a slice of heaven.
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Coach, although I should know better, I'll take a crack at it...

Where Bill had "had had," Joe had "had had had." "Had had had" had the better effect upon the teacher.

"That that is" is. "That that is not" is not. "That that is not" is not "that that is" nor is "that that is" "that that is not."

Things...

My car smells like purgatory...a mix of infield dirt (heaven) and "year end" spikes and batting gloves (decidedly opposite of heaven).

Mike F
quote:
Originally posted by shortstopmom:
I know I am confused and have " fuzzy brain syndrome " after reading this thread! Eek


Bullwinkle has that effect on women....

Once you gotten to know the Winkle,
You head becomes fuzzy and your brain obtuse;
Your eyes begin to sparkle and twinkle,
Cause now you know that you need the Moose.
Ahhhh-ha now I see,
obtuse or not to be.

A mighty moose with a gimmick,
and the sense of a charmer.
Perhaps shortstopmom might put moose meat on the warmer! ( tee-hee )

Itsinthegame thanks for the update,
it came just in time,
not a minute too late!

I know you will enjoy your cool cup of mint jelly, with or without it
being on top a moose belly!

For now I will wait
with dictionary in place,
to see if I can make sense
of this cerebral psychodelic humbling moose space!
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AS the only member from France I'll offer 3x things...

1.) (Mythbusters Department) Having lived in France since 2003 and having traveled here 70+ times before, I promise you there is ZERO mention of Jerry Lewis in modern French culture or media.
There are no Jerry Lewis film festivals or Jerry Lewis on French TV. I've never ever seen the name or image of Jerry while in France, except once on Larry King Live.

2.) 95%+ of all Champagne is twice-fermented. Before the second fermentation sugar is added. The less added sugar, the more dry or "Brut" the champagne will be. Recently a single fermetation process, with no added sugar, had brought "Utra-Brut" or Brut-Zero" to the market.

3.)The world's best beers are Belgian.
http://belgianstyle.com/mmguide/
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quote:
Jerome Louis


No, no nom (en français) de Cinema por Jerry Lewis..

However in another cinematic "Lost-in-Translation" issue, Meet the Fockers was presented in France as: Autre Belle-Famille.

which roughly translates as: "The Other Beautiful-Family".

Hardly the vibe we get from the English title is it?

PS: Anglo-Franco word play provides endless "Comédie-Française" during my daily commute. Now if I could only speak French.
Last edited by HaverDad
quote:
Originally posted by 06catcherdad:
I know that Bullwinkle is going to be very happy with one of the latest student-athletes who've committed to UC Irvine. Jake Morton, a right handed pitcher from Jesuit HS class of 2007 in Sacramento, is going to be a gem.


Thanks for the post and information 06CD....I did not have that information...I am always happy to have a new 'Eater in the family.

ZOT
Bullwinkle also knows the next line to most songs....

It's not a gift that will save the world, but it is a gift.

I'll give some easy ones, then try to stump me!

Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don’t spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
…………………………………………

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
………………………………………………

Early in the morning we'll be startin out
Some honeys will be comin' along
We're loadin' up my woody
with the boards inside
…………………………………………………………

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