TP Guns

Bum1,000+ posts

I have an idea. TP Guns. Whenever you get besieged with unsolicited baseball showcase mail, from an irreputable company, my TP gun will automatically belch out streams of toilet paper (TP) at the mailman delivering such garbage.

Of course, no one needs TP Guns. TP Guns by their very nature are nasty, dirty, and stinky. But I'm going to try because I need the money! Of course, I am never going to offer a refund with the purchase of my TP Gun. It comes with a no money-back guarantee!

Any thoughts?

12/11/081:53 AM

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shortstopmom1,000+ posts

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TP Guns by their very nature are nasty, dirty, and stinky.

And Bum....alot of them jam too.

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my TP gun will automatically belch out streams of toilet paper (TP) at the mailman delivering such garbage.

Rumor has it, they also misfire- leaving not only the innocent mailman, but innocent bystanders to try and climb their way out of 700 ft. high TP wads.

Not a pretty sight.

Its been noted that their " sue " trigger is overly sensitive as well.

Nice idea Bum, but I think the TP Gun needs to go back to the shop for revisions.
Serious improvements are needed.
Perhaps your TP Gun manufacturer could borrow notes from Perfect Gentleman to learn how to make things better?