http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-572077907195969915
Too close to the truth.
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Pretty funny once I "got" it.
Very funny! Its a classic. (Seen it before). 
An argument?
Not at all.
It's simply a contradiction.
Oh, shut up!
Not at all.
It's simply a contradiction.
Oh, shut up!
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Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen posting earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved HSBBW. They are a small vociferous minority...and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism on the HSBBW. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new posters are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up.
Now, I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I **** in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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Ah, hello. Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen posting earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved HSBBW. They are a small vociferous minority...and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism on the HSBBW. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new posters are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find tooth marks at all anywhere on their bodies, they're to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up.
Now, I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I **** in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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Replies the New Poster: "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? "
That's as whacked as someone who advocates a linear hitting style
(now ducking and running for cover)
(now ducking and running for cover)
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No, it isn't.
quote:Originally posted by BOF:
Too close to the truth.
No, it isn't.
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
.quote:Originally posted by BOF:
Too close to the truth.
No, it isn't.
YES it is!!!
I'm sorry, if you wish to continue this thread, you'll have to send Julie some donations!
No we don't.
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You're both wrong...
For the record, your posts are contradictions, the automatic naysaying of anything the other person says...
...an argument is actually a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition....
This thread is arguments...the NEXT thread down is contradictions...
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You're both wrong...
For the record, your posts are contradictions, the automatic naysaying of anything the other person says...
...an argument is actually a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition....
This thread is arguments...the NEXT thread down is contradictions...
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hey what's up? - - I got about 20 seconds into the video when a banner appeared informing me the remainder was useless, I could not view it, & my video player had been locked 
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Bee>
This thread is for arguments only. If you have a question or a complaint please take it to the proper forum.
This thread is for arguments only. If you have a question or a complaint please take it to the proper forum.
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You probably forgot to release your Cleese button Bee>.
quote:Originally posted by Bee>:
hey what's up? - - I got about 20 seconds into the video when a banner appeared informing me the remainder was useless, I could not view it, & my video player had been locked
You probably forgot to release your Cleese button Bee>.
If only I were a moderator, I could close this thread. Make it a stiff. Bereft of life, rest it in peace, pushing up the daisies, its metabolic processes History! Off the twig, kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!
THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!
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...sing a song.
If I were a moderator,
I'd moderate in the morning.
I'd moderate in the evening ... all over this board.
I'd moderate out danger.
I'd moderate out a warning.
I'd moderate out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
If I had your neck.
I'd wring it in the morning.
I'd wring it in the evening ... all over this board.
I'd wring out danger.
I'd wring out a warning.
I'd wring out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
If I had a claw.
I'd swing it in the morning.
I'd swing it in the evening ... all over your world.
I'd swing out danger.
I'd swing out a warning.
I'd swing out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
Now I've got a hammer.
And I've got your neck.
And I've got a claw to swing ... all over this board.
It's a hammer of justice.
It's your neck over the line.
It's a claw to let blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
Special thanks to that folk singing trio...Dieter, Saul, and Shari.
quote:Originally posted by Orlando:
If only I were a moderator, I could...
...sing a song.
If I were a moderator,
I'd moderate in the morning.
I'd moderate in the evening ... all over this board.
I'd moderate out danger.
I'd moderate out a warning.
I'd moderate out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
If I had your neck.
I'd wring it in the morning.
I'd wring it in the evening ... all over this board.
I'd wring out danger.
I'd wring out a warning.
I'd wring out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
If I had a claw.
I'd swing it in the morning.
I'd swing it in the evening ... all over your world.
I'd swing out danger.
I'd swing out a warning.
I'd swing out blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
Now I've got a hammer.
And I've got your neck.
And I've got a claw to swing ... all over this board.
It's a hammer of justice.
It's your neck over the line.
It's a claw to let blood between all my bothers and other websters.
All over this board.
Special thanks to that folk singing trio...Dieter, Saul, and Shari.
quote:THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!
Nonono No No! 'E's just restin!
quote:Originally posted by OLDSLUGGER8:
Don't forget to kock the barrel rearward and sync the hands while determining in .008 seconds the spin on the ball and its expected trajectory when you either lead with the hands or hips, but watch out they don't open too quickly while you make sure your hands are underneath short to follow long in a rearward barrel cocking position where you can rotate like Pete Rose and bat .400
Or, just see it and hit it hard.............
Was this a Pyhton Skit as well?....I don't remember a baseball skit....but it has to be...so perfectly "Pythonesque"...
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I don't really understand what that video meant.
And I don't know what this song means. But I'm kind of fond of the kid singing:
http://www.hsbbweb.com/Luthapalooza/TheTone_BLC_050208_...BalladOfAThinMan.wav
Song by Bob Dylan (Ballad of a Thin Man)...
Lead guitar and vocals by MN-Son2.
You raise up your head
And say, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my gosh
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
to go watch the geek
When somebody walks up to you
and you hear him speak,
Sayin', "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
You know something is happening
But you don't know what it is,
Do you, Mr. Jones?
You have many contacts
Out there among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When somebody attacks your imagination
...
You see the one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And somebody else stands up
And shouts, "How?"
And still another screams
"You're a cow!
Give me some milk
Or else go home."
You know something is happening
It's just you don't know what it is.
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Julie
And I don't know what this song means. But I'm kind of fond of the kid singing:
http://www.hsbbweb.com/Luthapalooza/TheTone_BLC_050208_...BalladOfAThinMan.wav
Song by Bob Dylan (Ballad of a Thin Man)...
Lead guitar and vocals by MN-Son2.
You raise up your head
And say, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my gosh
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
to go watch the geek
When somebody walks up to you
and you hear him speak,
Sayin', "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
You know something is happening
But you don't know what it is,
Do you, Mr. Jones?
You have many contacts
Out there among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When somebody attacks your imagination
...
You see the one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And somebody else stands up
And shouts, "How?"
And still another screams
"You're a cow!
Give me some milk
Or else go home."
You know something is happening
It's just you don't know what it is.
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Julie
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Mom! Mom! MN-Mom is calling me a cow!
Make her quit...now!
I'm not a cow!
Wait. You are MN-Mom.
Mom! Mom! Quit calling me a cow...now!
I'm not a cow!
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quote:Originally posted by MN-Mom:
"Oh my gosh...you're a cow!"
Mom! Mom! MN-Mom is calling me a cow!
Make her quit...now!
I'm not a cow!
Wait. You are MN-Mom.
Mom! Mom! Quit calling me a cow...now!
I'm not a cow!
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Enjoyed the music Julie!!
Well done!
Now everyone join in...
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....
Well done!
Now everyone join in...
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay....