Krak:
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Originally posted by Krakatoa:
...it may not be safe for me to walk home. I can always just stay on base and sleep in my classroom!
The picture you paint has me worried Krak...perhaps you should listen and heed the Kenny Rogers classic...
KRAKYSung to the tune of Ruby
You've tarred your bat, rolled up your sleeves, you're loaded for bear.
Kraky are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The score on the board tells me the Koreans are (not} going down.
Oh Kra...ky
Don't take your glove to town.
It wasn't you that started that old crazy Asian war.
But you were bound to go and do your patriotic chore.
And yes, it's true that you're not the man you used to be...
Oh Kra...ky, you still suffer lunacy.
It's hard to stop a man whose mind is bent and not too wise.
And the bunts and the knees of a man your age, Kraky you realize...
But it won't be long you've heard them say until you will be found.
Oh Kra...ky
Don't take your glove to town.
You're leavin' now 'cause I just heard the slammin' of the door.
The way I know I've heard it slam one hundred times before.
And if you could play you'd get your fun and pitch from on the mound.
Oh Kra...ky
Don't take your glove to town.
Oh Kra...ky
For Selig's sake...turn around!