What do women want?

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What do women want?

Well if you can't figure it out, I'm not going to tell you!!!

I like Jeff Foxworthy's line on what men want. "It's simple! We want a beer and we want to see something naked."

For me, the question is rhetorical......met my wife at age 19, she was 18, and I am now 46, and we have three great kids! I guess I did something right!

Baseball, Baseball and more Baseball.......Did I mention Baseball?

Krak, I envy you. I too have 3 great kids but it took awhile before I found the right gal.

What do women want? A real man. The problem is reconciling a woman's ideal of "a real man" with my own.

chocolate

Most unanswerable question ever asked on this site.

You could post this in the pink forum and not get a straight answer.

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Originally posted by gunnersmom:
Baseball, Baseball and more Baseball.......Did I mention Baseball?

Mom - That's one of my top answers too! My list isn't really that long. Men make us out to be much more complicated than we are.

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Originally posted by 55mom:
chocolate

This has got to be 55mom's ideal man...hard-working, not afraid to tackle a tough and dirty job like chimney sweeping, reliable, punctual, giving and even more giving, stays put and has established roots, attentive listener, good with lists, patient...especially with small children, great with small and elfin like people (children of sorts), great with pets and a team of working animals, jovial, will wear colorful wardrobe to please others, loyal and faithful to his adorable spouse, and best of all...100% pure milk chocolate!


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And is so accommodating he can be had in assorted sizes!

If that chocolate man can mow the lawn too,..I'm sold!

My old boss used to tell a story about how he was married for 30 years and every day his wife tried to change him.

Then one day she came home and asked for a divorce because "he just wasn't the same man she married 30 years ago".

Who knows???

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Originally posted by shortstopmom:
If that chocolate man can mow the lawn too,..I'm sold!

When he turns this bunch loose on your lawn they will keep it cropped nicely...

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Originally posted by lafmom:
Men make us out to be much more complicated than we are.

A guy was walking down the beach when he found a magic lantern. He shined it up and a genie popped out. The genie said he would grant him one wish. The guy said he was afraid of flying and always wanted to go to Hawaii. He asked the genie to build a bridge to Hawaii.

The genie was incredulous. The genie asked the guy if he knew how much the bridge would cost and how long it would take to build. The guy backed off. He decided for his wish he wanted to understand women.

The genie replied, "Would you like a two lane or four lane bridge?"

On a serious note. The answer that I would give if personally asked this question.

I want a man who is honest, hardworking and loving. Someone who shares my interests. Someone who I can talk to without saying a word. Someone who can make me feel safe with just a hug. Someone who loves me for me. And to save the best for last someone who enjoys watching my son play baseball.

Oh wait. I just described my husband. Boy am I lucky.

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The guy said he was afraid of flying and always wanted to go to Hawaii. He asked the genie to build a bridge to Hawaii.

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He decided for his wish he wanted to understand women.

The genie replied, "Would you like a two lane or four lane bridge?"

..and then a woman, standing a few steps away, over-hearing the conversation between guy and genie coyly asks:

" Got a boat? ".

( teee heeee heee heeee )

Annie Savoy: Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: You are, you're exotic, and mysterious, and... cute... and... That's why I'd better leave.

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Someone who I can talk to without saying a word.

A woman who will talk to you without saying a word!

Chocolate...ice cream...and good Karma. Of course...they want it all rolled into one.



and to top it off...

you didn't ask what women wanted in men. but this is a good start.

Is Santa a baseball fan? Santa usually brings me a box of these:

I heard somewhere that women go into a relationship hoping their man will change, and men go into a relationship hoping their woman will not change. Both are disappointed.

One trick I've learned over the years. Want to make a woman happy? Just get her talking about herself.

I always thought that I would want a guy who would render me speechless. I guess I was wrong!

Me

Good one, deldad. They want "me" too. As in "Nothing to do with me".

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Originally posted by TG:

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Originally posted by lafmom:
Men make us out to be much more complicated than we are.

A guy was walking down the beach when he found a magic lantern. He shined it up and a genie popped out. The genie said he would grant him one wish. The guy said he was afraid of flying and always wanted to go to Hawaii. He asked the genie to build a bridge to Hawaii.

The genie was incredulous. The genie asked the guy if he knew how much the bridge would cost and how long it would take to build. The guy backed off. He decided for his wish he wanted to understand women.

The genie replied, "Would you like a two lane or four lane bridge?"

A guy with a T-top camero, mullet, and a members only jacket....duh.

next question.

What a real woman wants is very simple

A man to hold her when she is down in the dumps
A man to rub her back and feet when she is tired
A man who truly cares about her
A man who is a baseball nut--when he is on the field coaching or watching his son he isn't out foolin around


I could go on but I think you get the point

Besides women wanting a " boat " ( not sure anyone really got my warped sense of humor attached to TG's genie joke, but that's ok- ) there's a very, very simple answer.

Sometimes with baseball, as with life, we make things too complicated.

" What do woman want " ?

It's really very simple.

Bottom line:

L-O-V-E.

DIAMONDS!!!

A hunk of mozzerella - a good red wine and a well prepared Moose-based entree.

Thats my guess.

According to Title IX we must be equal..

So…..women want.

1)Breakfast of eggs, toast and fresh squeezed orange juice along with the LA Times served in bed by a beautiful wench.
2)A 10am tee time
3)Afternoon of playing cards in locker room.
4)Meat and potatoes and possible fresh green salad with a glass of Chianti.
5)After dinner Cuban cigar with a glass of Port watching Baseball tonight.
6)Hot tub with breakfast wench, yabba dabba do!
7)Firm mattress with silk sheets.

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Originally posted by Bullwinkle:
According to Title IX we must be equal..

So…..women want.

1)Breakfast of eggs, toast and fresh squeezed orange juice along with the LA Times served in bed by a beautiful wench.
2)A 10am tee time
3)Afternoon of playing cards in locker room.
4)Meat and potatoes and possible fresh green salad with a glass of Chianti.
5)After dinner Cuban cigar with a glass of Port watching Baseball tonight.
6)Hot tub with breakfast wench, yabba dabba do!
7)Firm mattress with silk sheets.

TMI

I was intrigued by this question - so I asked my neighbor's wife what she wanted.

As expected - she said - "I want a Moose".

I said - "Maam - with all due respect - I want a bucket full of gold - but some things are very hard to get. Getting a Moose isnt a very easy thing to do. I try it all the time - and rarely get one"

She laughed at me - and told me to wait right where I was standing. Got in her car - and took off like a rocket.

One hour later - she came roaring back.

I learned a lesson that day. If a woman wants something - she gets it.

See for yourself:

Epilogue:

I was embarassed by her success - but I came to my senses - swallowed my pride - and got to work.

I did what I had to do - and whipped up a nice little meal for my next door neighbors.

A marvelous - IMO - Moose Stew


All's well that ends well.

After 25 yrs with my bride I have concluded that...Women don't know what they want, how can a guy ever know what they don't know.
I do know they want us to Listen, or at least act like we're listening while looking at them. Never interrupt.

Personally, I would like to adopt a Dominican kid with a 96 mph fastball.

JK!

I'm sure my wife will tell me when I need to know.

We're easy- a good sale (50-70 per cent),a large chardonnay and a Lifetime Movie.

i have no idea.
i talk with girls for a week, then they totally ignore me. dang.

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Men who talk like Pirates!


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