WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE...?

A major explosion.

itsinthegame:

Nuthin' FEMA couldn't handle!

gotwood ...

I think this is a great premise for a thread but I am afraid itsinthegame is correct ... we would probably have a major explosion on our hands. Some of our posters who always tell others to thicken up their skin are in fact some of the most sensitive and touchy and would probably lose all sense of humor.

FutureBack.Mom:

Like I said...nuthin' FEMA couldn't handle!

Perhaps we could revise the premise to include only MLB players, coaches, managers, and owners?

Let's not consider that a PC move but merely a prudent one!

What do you get when you cross Ozzie and Dusty?


Mayor for Life! Sorry Richie!

What do you get when you cross Phil Garner?

Flying furniture!

What do you get when you cross Commissioner Bud Selig and common sense?

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What do you get when you cross Tim Mc Carver and Joe Buck?

Static (but tolerable) on any radio!

Gotwood, sorry but when you cross McCarver and Buck, what you'd get would be worse than TR and Dibs.

What do you get when you cross the present day Sammy and the present day Mark?

The Incredible Wilting Hulk!

what would you get if you cross a moose with a squirrel?

answer: a bad cartoon, but the moose lives on forever

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
What do you get when you cross the present day Sammy and the present day Mark?

The Incredible Wilting Hulk!

A rather large liar.

What do you get when you cross the AL with the NL?

soxnole...drum roll please...

An AL winner!

Just couldn't resist that one... my flak vest is on and fully operational...fire away!

06catcherdad:

I ain't touching that one with a 10' A.J. Pierzynski!

What do you get when you cross The White Sox and The Red Sox?

Pink sox!

C'mon guys ...how many of you had to wear a pink jock in P.E. after mom (or more likely my big brother now that I think about it) washed your gym uniform with that red sweatshirt!

What do you get when you cross the Atlanta Braves with the Cleveland Indians???

The ........... (name banned by the NCAA).

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Originally posted by HiHardHeat:
What do you get when you cross the Atlanta Braves with the Cleveland Indians???

The one and only World Championship?

Indian nicknames for $500, Alex

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
itsinthegame:

Nuthin' FEMA couldn't handle!

Actually, FEMA can't handle much, so that was a bad one

FBM,
gotwood hasn't been around during those long months with no baseball!
He'll learn.

gotwood,
By the way are you going for the HSBBW record for most post in a thread?

Tiger Paw Mom:

I might have approached that record during the 14 inning marathon between the Astros and the White Sox! That was on the 'Goof on the Moose' thread.

On the 'WHAT DO YOU GET...' thread I was just trying to get the ball rolling!

Tiger Paw Mom:

All those long months with no baseball...he'll learn.

Does this involve book learnin' or real life stuff? I'm better at that 'make believe' kind. Don't grade me too hard teach! Please!

What do you get when you cross the Mariners with the Brewers?

Skipper Joseph Hazelwood at the helm! The Exxon Valdez has been pulled over and Cap'n Joe is taking a breathalyzer test over there on the rocks!

For all of you Exxon/Mobil shareholders I do apologize!

gotwood4sale---

You either have WAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands...or you're on something! Such a flurry...got my head spinning!

PAmom:

You're right. I better s-l-o-w w-a-y down so that other websters don't get too dizzy. Thanks for your concern!

gotwood,
Think PAmom meant time to put a "sox" in it!

Tiger Paw Mom:

See you later perhaps.

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Tiger Paw Mom:

See you later perhaps.

Where? When?

What do you get when you cross Marge Shott and Jim Riggelman (oops!) Lee Elia?

Some really good stuff!

The FCC wouldn't tolerate it but my guess is that Sirius or XM would love it!

Tiger Paw Mom and PAmom:

C'mon that's funny!

Anyone gonna' top that?

Someone try and make this grin even wider!

FutureBack.Mom:

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Originally posted by FutureBack.Mom:
gotwood ...

I think this is a great premise for a thread but I am afraid itsinthegame is correct ... we would probably have a major explosion on our hands. Some of our posters who always tell others to thicken up their skin are in fact some of the most sensitive and touchy and would probably lose all sense of humor.

Thanks for your concern... In order to avoid any fireworks or my urge to glean humor from FEMA (did I ever learn my lesson with that!) I revised the ground rules so that our fellow HSBBW websters are not the target.

The ball is rolling so please entertain us with one of your own 'what do you get...'.

BTW I really enjoyed the back and forth with you , observer44, and others on the 'Goof on the Moose' thread during that 14 inning game between the Astros and the White Sox. It really was the only way to get through that game. Thanks Bullwinkle!

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Woody...

Is that the one where I played your Moose Rabbit?

Do they give HSBBW awards for fastest to 500?1,000? Rookie of the year? MVP (Most valuable poster) Golden gloveKeyboard?

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observer44:

Rabbit ears perhaps...we don't have cable!

observer44:

Believe it or knot this is all done one finger peck at a time. The ol' digit has a heck of a time keeping up with the gray matter...but then that's his problem!

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Woody...

Off to work will catch up on your next 100 upon my return....

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observer44:

98...99...100! Whew!!! Where did the time go?!