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You don't know half the trouble I have wearing these
ears.
For instance...every morning around ten and then again in the evening about seven a
Tiger Moth flits around my right
ear and always lands squarely on the rim.
I don't mind...he's a beautiful little moth. The problem is that he perches there taking in the sights and when he jumps up to take flight that little moth always lets off more gas than you could even imagine.
He sounds like a thousand
Briggs & Stratton 2-cycles© all eager to take on the National Mall. The smell doesn't bother me, but the noise is literally ear-splitting!
It would help a great deal if only I could get him to land on my left side ear.
The right one is purt'near shot! .